Written By Cirroch
Jan. 21, 2018, 2:06 a.m.(1/5/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Sasha
Written By Thena
Jan. 21, 2018, 1:04 a.m.(1/4/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Donaldo
Written By Joscelin
Jan. 21, 2018, 12:52 a.m.(1/4/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Azhan
It's been an interesting night.
Written By Sidney
Jan. 21, 2018, 12:37 a.m.(1/4/1008 AR)
It smells like silk and success and someone else's too-flowery perfume. It's wonderful.
...I've just noticed that half the people in the Archive are dressed as if they've just come from dancing. Did I miss another party?
Written By Tila
Jan. 21, 2018, 12:28 a.m.(1/4/1008 AR)
Mountains do not yield.
Written By Percephon
Jan. 21, 2018, 12:05 a.m.(1/4/1008 AR)
Edit, added on 1.5.1008: The following was a result after imbibing a glass of very fine sherry in a very delicate glass. Lord-Magister Percephon Telmar only took that glass in celebration of the events of the day or so prior.
No furniture was hurt in the process.
Written By Alarie
Jan. 20, 2018, 11:56 p.m.(1/4/1008 AR)
Long live the Tiny. Tighty. Mighty. Alarie.
Putting this fucking thing in my shop, on my counter. Front and center.
Written By Alarissa
Jan. 20, 2018, 11:52 p.m.(1/4/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Eleyna
Written By Cristoph
Jan. 20, 2018, 11:36 p.m.(1/4/1008 AR)
Written By Donaldo
Jan. 20, 2018, 11:35 p.m.(1/4/1008 AR)
Down near the Lycene Split there is a ranch and one day a young hot-shot inquisitor came calling.
"I want to inspect your fields for abyssal influence and heresy." The inquisitor tells the noble family that owns the ranch.
"That is fine and good, just do not go into that paddock over there." Warned the family's matriarch.
The inquisitor, thinking the family has something to hide, jumps at the chance to use his new authority.
"Lady, I am an inquisitor of the crown, do you see this badge on my cloak? It gives me the authority to inspect any field, pen, or paddock I like!"
The matriarch bows to the inquisitor and and tries to warn him a second time, "That is well and good sir, but you still can not go into that paddock."
The inquisitor slams his badge on the family table and shouts, "I can and I will!"
He stomps off and, with the help of one of the ranch hands, mounts the fence and drops onto the other side, off in a huff in his search of the abyssal shrine he is now sure the family is trying to conceal on their property.
Minutes later the Matriarch finds the ranch hand rushing to open the paddock gate as the inquisitor runs screaming, battered and bloody, with a giant bull close at heel, "Open the gate! Hurry!" he calls out
The matriarch stops her hand from opening the gate and shouts back, "Just show him your badge!"
Written By Joscelin
Jan. 20, 2018, 11:24 p.m.(1/4/1008 AR)
Written By Valdemar
Jan. 20, 2018, 11:09 p.m.(1/4/1008 AR)
Written By Luca
Jan. 20, 2018, 10:57 p.m.(1/4/1008 AR)
(Overheard, added in later: Yes, of course I'll dull the edges down, Scholar. How else do you expect them to /learn?/)
Written By Eleyna
Jan. 20, 2018, 10:37 p.m.(1/4/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Alarissa
It hurts to laugh.
Written By Aeryn
Jan. 20, 2018, 10:34 p.m.(1/4/1008 AR)
But the dancing. The dancing was the best.
Written By Alarissa
Jan. 20, 2018, 9:52 p.m.(1/4/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Eleyna
Written By Talen
Jan. 20, 2018, 9:40 p.m.(1/4/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Eleyna
I said distinctly similar in curves to a Lenosian-class caravel.
Also, it was said affectionately.
Written By Eleyna
Jan. 20, 2018, 9:39 p.m.(1/4/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Talen
I feel vindicated.
Written By Talen
Jan. 20, 2018, 9:38 p.m.(1/4/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Eleyna
Written By Talen
Jan. 20, 2018, 9:36 p.m.(1/4/1008 AR)
In recognition of this grand occasion, taverns within Lenosia and the Ward of the Lyceum in Arx are to give no less than two free drinks to each patron.
They, like I, are going to need them.
Talen Velenosa,
Grand Duke Consort of the Lyceum,
Archduke Consort of Lenosia
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