Written By Bree
July 19, 2020, 9:25 p.m.(9/8/1013 AR)
Relationship Note on Porter
When a man 'donates' a sword to you, the only good way to thank him is to use it to set him on his back!
Sunshine, my new cupridium short sword, will serve me well on the road.
The metal is strong and true, much like the man who gifted it.
Sunshine, my new cupridium short sword, will serve me well on the road.
The metal is strong and true, much like the man who gifted it.
Written By Narcissa
July 19, 2020, 3:47 p.m.(9/8/1013 AR)
Relationship Note on Porter
I was informed that Lord Porter wrote something concerning myself and pushing him into deep, fathomless pits in the Whites.
Rest assured, I have never and nor do I ever intend to, push others into bottomless holes.
If they wander and talk themselves into a metaphorical grave devoid of wit, that is another thing entirely.
Lord Porter does not appear to be a potential victim of either one of these things.
Rest assured, I have never and nor do I ever intend to, push others into bottomless holes.
If they wander and talk themselves into a metaphorical grave devoid of wit, that is another thing entirely.
Lord Porter does not appear to be a potential victim of either one of these things.
Written By Ida
July 6, 2020, 9:01 a.m.(8/9/1013 AR)
Relationship Note on Porter
Princess Helena won an intense drinking game, I'm told, and dedicated part of her speech to me. For that, I received a very purple robe. I'm not sure it's my color, but I think I'm going to wear it around the shop. Or display it on that dog statue I generally avoid since it mysteriously appeared in the shop one day some years ago. It's too divine to just put in a chest where no one will get to see the magnificence of it.
Written By Mabelle
June 25, 2020, 1:13 p.m.(7/16/1013 AR)
Relationship Note on Porter
I really hope Lord Porter Kennex will not attempt lighting torches anytime in the near future.
Written By Rorik
May 29, 2020, 12:23 a.m.(5/17/1013 AR)
Relationship Note on Porter
When you least expect it...
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEMAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEMAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH!!
Written By Meara
May 24, 2020, 10:16 a.m.(5/7/1013 AR)
Relationship Note on Porter
What? Do they think people call us "Pirate Killers" for shits and giggles?
Written By Lucita
May 1, 2020, 10 a.m.(3/17/1013 AR)
Relationship Note on Porter
A refrain of an impromptu song improvised by some drunken sailors down around the docks. What can I say? They were drunk and they were not bards. And it takes being very very drunk to appreciate it.
----A-weigh-hey, Dar hit spinneth,
----A weigh-hey, Dar hit devoureth,
----A weigh-hey Dar hit turneth
----Yon debil o' whrilpoolyneth.
Not quite the same as the coined phrase whirlpoolyness, but close.
----A-weigh-hey, Dar hit spinneth,
----A weigh-hey, Dar hit devoureth,
----A weigh-hey Dar hit turneth
----Yon debil o' whrilpoolyneth.
Not quite the same as the coined phrase whirlpoolyness, but close.
Written By Catalana
April 13, 2020, 2:03 a.m.(2/8/1013 AR)
Relationship Note on Porter
Porter.
Why are you wearing Rorik's clothes?
Why can't you both own a full set of clothes?
Why must I forever scream, where are your pants?!
For your birthday, I am giving you seventy pairs of pants, just for the sake of my sanity.
P.S Your beard looks lopsided. Has it stopped growing or did it catch on fire?
Why are you wearing Rorik's clothes?
Why can't you both own a full set of clothes?
Why must I forever scream, where are your pants?!
For your birthday, I am giving you seventy pairs of pants, just for the sake of my sanity.
P.S Your beard looks lopsided. Has it stopped growing or did it catch on fire?
Written By Rymarr
March 26, 2020, 8:28 a.m.(1/1/1013 AR)
Relationship Note on Porter
It may have been a week or two. It may have been a month or so ago. Either way, someone advised me that a lord had inquired about my health as a result of the mushroom incident. Hoping that I was doing well and hadn't died since that time.
Here. In the seemingly endless sea of white journals.
I have dispatched a letter with Sir Celeritous Karl Shellsworth III. It should arrive anytime between the next three days and three years (I believe the letter sent to Leona holds the record for the length of time between dispatch and delivery). It assures the lord of my fine health and appreciation for the unexpected concern.
Hopefully he gets it soon. Otherwise this stranger may think I'm dead. Not yet, my lord. Not yet.
I should probably write another letter and send it with Patsy. At least then there will be little cause for concern. I'll have to remember to do that before the day concludes.
Here. In the seemingly endless sea of white journals.
I have dispatched a letter with Sir Celeritous Karl Shellsworth III. It should arrive anytime between the next three days and three years (I believe the letter sent to Leona holds the record for the length of time between dispatch and delivery). It assures the lord of my fine health and appreciation for the unexpected concern.
Hopefully he gets it soon. Otherwise this stranger may think I'm dead. Not yet, my lord. Not yet.
I should probably write another letter and send it with Patsy. At least then there will be little cause for concern. I'll have to remember to do that before the day concludes.
Written By Quenia
March 22, 2020, 5:48 p.m.(12/22/1012 AR)
Relationship Note on Porter
All I can say is how can House Igniseri help get Ian back? He's done so much for us and we're not just going to stand around and wring our hands.
Written By Catalana
March 20, 2020, 7:51 a.m.(12/17/1012 AR)
Relationship Note on Porter
If I grew a beard it would be magnificent and soft. Everyone would love it.
Also, it is unfair to find someone louder than you to tell me I'm ugly (I think that's what he was meaning) because you got beard envy.
Also, it is unfair to find someone louder than you to tell me I'm ugly (I think that's what he was meaning) because you got beard envy.
Written By Catalana
March 19, 2020, 8:37 a.m.(12/15/1012 AR)
Relationship Note on Porter
If you hear Lord Porter say I am allergic to lettuce know that it is a LIE!
Instead, you should tell him he needs to go on a diet and that he looks like a barrel. With a terrible beard.
Instead, you should tell him he needs to go on a diet and that he looks like a barrel. With a terrible beard.
Written By Yelana
Feb. 29, 2020, 9:32 p.m.(11/6/1012 AR)
Relationship Note on Porter
M’lord Kennex has gifted me a parrot.
I think he’s a bit of an asshole.
I think he’s a bit of an asshole.
Written By Lucita
Feb. 26, 2020, 11:54 a.m.(10/27/1012 AR)
Relationship Note on Porter
If you succeed in catching the rabbit you said you were unsuccessfully chasing, please, please, please do not give it to the twins, maybe the cook, rabbit stew is good, but no more pets for them!
Written By Catalana
Feb. 26, 2020, 4:49 a.m.(10/27/1012 AR)
Relationship Note on Porter
There are also rabbits all over the Kay. I am almost positive you had something to do with it.
Hopefully they will make a tasty stew.
Hopefully they will make a tasty stew.
Written By Lucita
Feb. 9, 2020, 3:33 p.m.(9.655333581349206/23.698680555555555/1012.7212777984457 AR)
Relationship Note on Porter
Forgettable? Me? Harrumph. Well, maybe due to the circumstances that is excusable 'this' time. Too much glitter flecks must have blurred your vision, along with several glasses of rum. All is forgiven though after the kind escort home from the shrines.
Written By Lucita
Feb. 6, 2020, 2:03 p.m.(9.43675925925926/18.458518518518517/1012.703063271605 AR)
Relationship Note on Porter
Your birthday gifts could have been worse. I remember what they did to Lord Hadrian!
Written By Catalana
Feb. 6, 2020, 4:55 a.m.(9.409574652777778/16.936180555555556/1012.7007978877315 AR)
Relationship Note on Porter
The impromptu birthday dinner for Porter was considered a success according to the staff. There was a Kennex asleep next to the pool, another decorated in purple make up upstairs. One passed out on the couch. A declaration of a certain cousin's -huge- talent, a stolen dog, and a new portrait that has been hung with great, if not a little drunken care in the hall of the house. It does make me worry what the brother's Kennex have planned for the pool party this next week.
Happy Birthday Captain Glitter Beard. We're so glad you're back in the city.
Happy Birthday Captain Glitter Beard. We're so glad you're back in the city.
Written By Gwenna
Feb. 2, 2020, 6:46 p.m.(9.165198412698413/10.251111111111111/1012.6804332010582 AR)
Relationship Note on Porter
That purple hat is near legendary.
Written By Thea
Oct. 13, 2019, 9:32 p.m.(1/5/1012 AR)
Relationship Note on Porter
What do you do when you meet new friends and they have something you want? Plan *insert what here*nappings...
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