Written By Victus
July 27, 2017, 6:56 p.m.(12/1/1006 AR)
Fucking Otter Pirates.
Written By Victus
July 25, 2017, 3:06 p.m.(11/25/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Alarissa
I have acquired many titles in my lifetime. Self-proclaimed, given in respect, disrespect and taken. However, none of them truly shined as much as the one Princess Alarissa in all of her drug addled mind could come up with.
"High Feline of the Meowstorm"
Truly a fucking wordsmith of our time.
"High Feline of the Meowstorm"
Truly a fucking wordsmith of our time.
Written By Victus
July 22, 2017, 4:14 p.m.(11/19/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Gaston
You call your competitors noodlers? Bahahaha.
While in the Isles we enjoy a catch bare-handed we also have plenty of different machinations devoted to fishing. Some people enjoy a spear through the gut of a salmon. You can catch at least a dozen on the end of a sharp rock if you do it right and mind your weight. My personal favorite was the good old harpoon straight into the depths and yanking it right back to the deck. Could catch plenty of bigguns with those guns.
Sharks especially were fun to spear. They even bit back once or twice. This old man of ours, Merle being his name, he lost his whole hand to a great white that he got too frisky with. Funny shit.
While in the Isles we enjoy a catch bare-handed we also have plenty of different machinations devoted to fishing. Some people enjoy a spear through the gut of a salmon. You can catch at least a dozen on the end of a sharp rock if you do it right and mind your weight. My personal favorite was the good old harpoon straight into the depths and yanking it right back to the deck. Could catch plenty of bigguns with those guns.
Sharks especially were fun to spear. They even bit back once or twice. This old man of ours, Merle being his name, he lost his whole hand to a great white that he got too frisky with. Funny shit.
Written By Victus
July 22, 2017, 3:39 p.m.(11/19/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Leona
My cousin Leona. We've had a strange relationship to say the least. Definitely not an all-around pleasant one and certainly not what I would call 'love', but maybe 'Thraxian' would be a better word. If you could even describe something so fucking vaguely.
I still can't say I'd have done the same thing in her position. I was angry when I heard too. But now I look at her and I just think of all the time wasted on hate that could've been better spent on getting fucking smashed on rum and dance like good men and women of the sea should do. She's hardly a stone's throw from an Isle's lady, but she's my blood and she can swing a sword with the best of them. For a people like us known as conquerors and warmongers, having someone of our ilk protecting the King does still give me a good laugh. I mean that in a good way so make sure you write it all cute and shit, scribe.
So, thank you, Cousin. For the laughs and not giving up on your family after the mess uncle made. Out of my favorite cousins, you're in the top ten.
I still can't say I'd have done the same thing in her position. I was angry when I heard too. But now I look at her and I just think of all the time wasted on hate that could've been better spent on getting fucking smashed on rum and dance like good men and women of the sea should do. She's hardly a stone's throw from an Isle's lady, but she's my blood and she can swing a sword with the best of them. For a people like us known as conquerors and warmongers, having someone of our ilk protecting the King does still give me a good laugh. I mean that in a good way so make sure you write it all cute and shit, scribe.
So, thank you, Cousin. For the laughs and not giving up on your family after the mess uncle made. Out of my favorite cousins, you're in the top ten.
Written By Victus
July 21, 2017, 10:18 a.m.(11/16/1006 AR)
Scribe, get the big quill because I feel like putting my thoughts in fucking BOLD.
To clear up confusion about a transgression this past month, I'm going to explain the Thraxian sport of 'noodling'. Now we begin by stripping clean of any clothing on one's person as you have to have full range of mobility to compete. Your opponent will stand opposite of you and the two of you will engage in non-lethal combat.
The weapons of choice are where the infamous name comes from. Usually made of some sort of rubbery elasticy kind of shit, your weapon forms a cylinder. Something easily soaked and not gonna leave any bruises on the other guy. Now whip marks, maybe. But that's only if you get a big league fucker on the other side of you. Once the two of you have squared off in your waterway of choice (This can be a pond, river, man-made pool, whatever has waist-high water that you can stand in) you're expected to beat the absolute shit out of each other until somebody gives up.
This can go on for hours. We make our noodles of the highest quality to ensure they bend, not break when struck. Hopefully once the competitors are naked, stinging, sore and soaked you'll have the good sense to tap out at an appropriate time. However, noodling is a game of pride. One man's naked pride against another's. There are fewer sports that don't deal with grievous injuries and part of the reason why I have "Salt Life" forever inked onto my body, you need to be a warrior to endure a Thrax's pool.
Did you get all of that? What the fuck are you smirking for? Don't tell me you're a fan of cornholing or I swear.
To clear up confusion about a transgression this past month, I'm going to explain the Thraxian sport of 'noodling'. Now we begin by stripping clean of any clothing on one's person as you have to have full range of mobility to compete. Your opponent will stand opposite of you and the two of you will engage in non-lethal combat.
The weapons of choice are where the infamous name comes from. Usually made of some sort of rubbery elasticy kind of shit, your weapon forms a cylinder. Something easily soaked and not gonna leave any bruises on the other guy. Now whip marks, maybe. But that's only if you get a big league fucker on the other side of you. Once the two of you have squared off in your waterway of choice (This can be a pond, river, man-made pool, whatever has waist-high water that you can stand in) you're expected to beat the absolute shit out of each other until somebody gives up.
This can go on for hours. We make our noodles of the highest quality to ensure they bend, not break when struck. Hopefully once the competitors are naked, stinging, sore and soaked you'll have the good sense to tap out at an appropriate time. However, noodling is a game of pride. One man's naked pride against another's. There are fewer sports that don't deal with grievous injuries and part of the reason why I have "Salt Life" forever inked onto my body, you need to be a warrior to endure a Thrax's pool.
Did you get all of that? What the fuck are you smirking for? Don't tell me you're a fan of cornholing or I swear.
Written By Victus
July 16, 2017, 10:12 p.m.(11/7/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Reese
She can take a hit and dish it out with the best. Princess warriors aren't something I've seen a lot of, but if they were all like her we'd be getting shit done left and right.
Written By Victus
July 16, 2017, 1:09 a.m.(11/6/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Alarissa
Got asked to a late night bath by a Princess of Valardin yesterday. Can't say much for how she holds her rum but the cherry tarts were fucking great and pretty fucking funny too.
Written By Victus
July 9, 2017, 7:29 p.m.(10/21/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Calista
Talking with you has been damn nice. Reminds me that nobility still has its humanity about them. Not to mention you can swear with the best of 'em if we get enough drinks in you. I'm looking forward to a few dozen more.
Written By Victus
July 6, 2017, 1:08 a.m.(10/14/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Darren
So it begins. I've put my faith in you to love my cousin like she deserves and more. 110% as I've heard some say.
You had best trust her word on what fine Isle rum to bring. I will be judging every bottle. Harshly.
You had best trust her word on what fine Isle rum to bring. I will be judging every bottle. Harshly.
Written By Victus
July 5, 2017, 4:24 a.m.(10/12/1006 AR)
Never have I ever been so damn optimistic for the future and what a breath of fresh air it is.
Friendships blossoming in one noble house after the other, actual pleasant conversation with our other High Lords and more wedding bells on the way.
Never have I been prouder of Thrax. In no small part to the actions of my family and our robust charm.
Fuck, did this coronet get lighter?
Friendships blossoming in one noble house after the other, actual pleasant conversation with our other High Lords and more wedding bells on the way.
Never have I been prouder of Thrax. In no small part to the actions of my family and our robust charm.
Fuck, did this coronet get lighter?
Written By Victus
June 30, 2017, 10:11 p.m.(10/3/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Edain
Moose taint. Cornholing. Do you ever wonder why we look at you funny?
Written By Victus
June 28, 2017, 3:19 p.m.(9/27/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Eleyna
Get me some extra rum and I can do it all over again, my treat. Willing volunteer needed.
Written By Victus
June 27, 2017, 11:35 p.m.(9/25/1006 AR)
I hit a person with another person today.
No I'm being serious.
Yes fucking write that down too, people need to know!
No I'm being serious.
Yes fucking write that down too, people need to know!
Written By Victus
June 26, 2017, 7:46 p.m.(9/23/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Ysbail
I'm gonna be a breeder. A cat breeder.
What the fuck am I doing with my life?
What the fuck am I doing with my life?
Written By Victus
June 23, 2017, 8:58 a.m.(9/16/1006 AR)
On the open waves we would pray for Mangata to let the wind favor us. On land we'd be praying so that she'd be fucking quick about sending us back on our boats so we could go back home. Funny thing living on an island, you're surrounded by nature itself on all ends and hope the sea will be kind to you. It's like living one with the goddess herself if you wanna get extra pompous about it. Since I got to Arx however many years ago it was now I stopped praying for the chance to fuck about the coastlines and grow fat in the Maelstorm on all the plunder of reaving. I've been praying for Mangata is tell me what the fuck her winds of change are supposed to mean. I think I'm getting it.
Some people wonder why I'm wearing Donrai's threads after all the terrible legacy that old serpent left behind. It's because I ain't got a single doubt in my mind that we can leave him behind. Everything that man represents can be steered into clearer skies and the waves he left can be broken to our will. No matter how many he killed, how many terrible things he did I will not sit by and let his actions influence a bleaker future for the rest of our house. These threads mean something different when I'm the ruler wearing them, they mean something stronger and better than he could ever hope for.
Times are changing. I was raised to know how to fight the current till my body gave up on me, but there'll be a time when you just need to go with the flow. I'm thinking that's where we are now.
Some people wonder why I'm wearing Donrai's threads after all the terrible legacy that old serpent left behind. It's because I ain't got a single doubt in my mind that we can leave him behind. Everything that man represents can be steered into clearer skies and the waves he left can be broken to our will. No matter how many he killed, how many terrible things he did I will not sit by and let his actions influence a bleaker future for the rest of our house. These threads mean something different when I'm the ruler wearing them, they mean something stronger and better than he could ever hope for.
Times are changing. I was raised to know how to fight the current till my body gave up on me, but there'll be a time when you just need to go with the flow. I'm thinking that's where we are now.
Written By Victus
June 19, 2017, 9:51 p.m.(9/7/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Marian
I'm rooting for your steady recovery, sword. There won't be any to rematch if you wind up dead and I'll be mighty pissed if that ends up coming to pass.
Written By Victus
June 17, 2017, 9:59 p.m.(9/3/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Erika
My cat found a new plaything. Maybe that'll put a damn smile on its face.
Written By Victus
June 17, 2017, 5:03 p.m.(9/3/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Freja
If I find you in my bedchambers without my permission, I am leaving dead piranhas on your pillow.
Written By Victus
June 17, 2017, 5 p.m.(9/3/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Ysbail
You made a fine date, even if you dressed like a pincushion. Let's keep up that trend.
Written By Victus
June 17, 2017, 4:59 p.m.(9/3/1006 AR)
Party after party, murder after murder, attack after attack. I wish I could still go back to the days when this city was a boring little piece of the Compact. But it seems like walking in the street is enough to put your whole livelihood at risk. It gets the adrenaline pumping thinking about such things, but at the same time only reinforces the people's fear in what lurks around the corner.
Things playing in shadows are fucking with us constantly. It's damn annoying and dreary as anything to listen to every new story of death and betrayal. Dramatic, at least.
Bah, at least my mask won best in show.
Things playing in shadows are fucking with us constantly. It's damn annoying and dreary as anything to listen to every new story of death and betrayal. Dramatic, at least.
Bah, at least my mask won best in show.
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