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Written By Bellamy

May 13, 2020, 3:44 a.m.(4/13/1013 AR)

Relationship Note on Riagnon

Oh, rest assured, that has the oldest and most dapper of all the worms Sir Baywormther will be involved! He will be leaving behind his squire, however, to take up the mantle of Knight of the Red Wrigglers in the composting bin.

Written By Bellamy

May 9, 2020, 5:30 a.m.(4/5/1013 AR)

Relationship Note on Riagnon

I have begun collecting a clew of some of my beloved worms to send to Lord Riagnon Acheron for a project he is working on. As I do I can't help but be a little bit sad. I have, after all, given them all names. But I know that my sweet little wrigglers will help the soil quality. They are not burrowing worms but they excel in places where there is dense vegetal or zoological detritus. Still, I am quite sad to see them go. Even Inquisitor Wormka.

Written By Ida

April 6, 2020, 6:45 p.m.(1/24/1013 AR)

Relationship Note on Riagnon

Lord Riagnon does me a great honor with his words and it made me smile. A lot.

I have written about struggling more often than not when crafting weapons over the last few months, though some good advice, as well as inspiring tales as the basis for pieces, I don't feel quite so lost in the forge.

Written By Kenna

March 27, 2020, 10:39 a.m.(1/3/1013 AR)

Relationship Note on Riagnon

Why husband forgot to include "former commoner" in his list.

I know that is his favorite thing about me.

Written By Oili

March 22, 2020, 9:50 p.m.(12/22/1012 AR)

Relationship Note on Riagnon

One might pity poor Riagnon for his choice in wife. Let his demeanor fool you not because he is a true northern husband able to dance with the best of the northern wives even on a bad day. That he can do so while maintaining his composure is a benefit really.

Written By Ida

Nov. 25, 2019, 10:58 a.m.(4/6/1012 AR)

Relationship Note on Riagnon

It is as much a travesty to have cold feet as it is not to have something with which to stab people. Or so I have always thought.

Written By Thena

Aug. 11, 2019, 9:26 a.m.(8/18/1011 AR)

Relationship Note on Riagnon

I probably would have gruesomely destroyed it myself if it hadn't been already.

Written By Thena

Aug. 10, 2019, 7:33 p.m.(8/16/1011 AR)

Relationship Note on Riagnon

I’ll never understand all the damned forks. How complicated does putting food in your mouth really need to be?

Written By Kenna

July 31, 2019, 8:06 p.m.(7/25/1011 AR)

Relationship Note on Riagnon

I have found myself fond enough of my husband to not wish several unpleasant things upon his head.

However, I will introduce him to my parents if it kills me.

Written By Kenna

July 20, 2019, 4:08 p.m.(7/2/1011 AR)

Relationship Note on Riagnon

I was so concerned about Riagnon trying to eat Calaudrin's ring that I went straight to Lottie's and asked if it would be possible to make a more-proper-to-eat candy ring.

To my joy they were able to spin some sugar into a ring that I could give it to him as a substitute.

Written By Kenna

June 9, 2019, 2:14 p.m.(4/4/1011 AR)

Relationship Note on Riagnon

With one glove one can eat and look good at the same time without getting messy.

It really makes sense.

Written By Calaudrin

May 5, 2019, 11:24 a.m.(1/17/1011 AR)

Relationship Note on Riagnon

Please stop using your reports as coasters before you hand them in. This is not considered good manners.

Written By Jasher

March 27, 2019, 8:51 p.m.(10/24/1010 AR)

Relationship Note on Riagnon

In case you are considering fostering out, I will inform you that I will take no Responsibility for your current predicament.

Written By Austen

Jan. 1, 2019, 1:02 p.m.(4/12/1010 AR)

Relationship Note on Riagnon

I've said it before, I'll say it again, in public this time.

Thank you for your continued faith in me.

Written By Calaudrin

Nov. 3, 2018, 12:56 a.m.(12/4/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Riagnon

What kind of person loses Responsibility?

Get back to me on that.

Written By Jeffeth

Oct. 15, 2018, 11:25 p.m.(10/15/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Riagnon

Well said, My Lord. I wish all those who held swords or warpicks viewed it the same as you. Also thank you for the candy that one time.

Written By Calaudrin

Oct. 5, 2018, 9:57 a.m.(9/21/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Riagnon

This isn't about the cabbage incident!

Your sister has one job for me to complete as her protege. Now lets see, what other useful advice do I have?

Don't go swimming in the lowers, ever.

Especially on a full stomach.

And not just because it's a bad idea to swim after you eat. I've seen things.

Written By Calaudrin

Oct. 5, 2018, 8:17 a.m.(9/21/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Riagnon

My will: please try and force all of my crap on Grandmaster Thena Grayhope if I die.

Just kidding!

Now that that's out of the way, I have some tips for Lord Riagnon while he continues to bravely patrol the city if Arx.

1) Try not to eat every damn thing. People are going to think you're a lunatic.

2) If people throw rotten cabbage at you, just ignore them. They're just going to run away and you're not fast enough to catch them. I know from experience.

3) It's not really a good idea to arrest people for being mean to you. Avoid that.

4) If you think you're going to say something funny to someone and they look angry already, don't do it.

I'm sure there's more.

Written By Khanne

Oct. 2, 2018, 11:38 p.m.(9/17/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Riagnon

Stay away from Champ, the pygmy goat of excellence. He is not bear food. Thankfully, he is also not gray, so perhaps he is already safe.

Written By Kenna

Sept. 13, 2018, 9:49 p.m.(8/6/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Riagnon

Oh, so the other day I received the most THOUGHTFUL of gifts. It wasn't for me though, it was for Princess Sally Acorn. It is a bed with acorns stitched upon it. Perfect for little baby squirrels to sleep upon.

Lord Riagnon really is special.

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