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Written By Talen

Sept. 11, 2017, 1:52 p.m.(3/12/1007 AR)

I need a Mercy for the burns I have just received.

Written By Talen

Sept. 11, 2017, 1:46 p.m.(3/12/1007 AR)

Relationship Note on Eleyna

How come Darren gets to call his dick a dire bear and I can't call mine the python?

Written By Talen

Sept. 11, 2017, 1:42 p.m.(3/12/1007 AR)

Relationship Note on Darren

He's talking about his dick.

You're welcome.

Written By Talen

Sept. 2, 2017, 5:37 p.m.(2/19/1007 AR)

Okay she bought me a shiny dagger, I'm happier now.

Written By Talen

Sept. 2, 2017, 5:35 p.m.(2/19/1007 AR)

Honestly, I don't see the problem with walking shop to shop with a bottle of strawberry wine in hand, open, necking it. When you're on the arm of your wife and she wants to go shopping, you have to find your means of survival. For me, it's getting progressively drunker. It makes it more fun.

For me. She didn't seem terribly impressed.

Written By Talen

Sept. 1, 2017, 6:05 a.m.(2/16/1007 AR)

I honestly prefer forking before I do any spooning.

Written By Talen

Aug. 30, 2017, 8:07 p.m.(2/13/1007 AR)

Relationship Note on Calypso

My wife is correct, Lady Eirene's talents are varied and many. From healing, to cursing, I applaud her. Duchess Calypso, won't you consider releasing her to my family, we'll promise we'll let you see her on weekends.

Written By Talen

Aug. 28, 2017, 8:23 a.m.(2/8/1007 AR)

Relationship Note on Leola

That awkward moment when you spend two years referring to your pet viper as a 'he' and it turns out he's not a 'he' at all. He's a 'she'.

And, to top it off, Sybilla knew all the while? Eleyna better not have and let me believe this the entire time.

Mistress Allenatore's company is always eye-opening.

Written By Talen

Aug. 24, 2017, 10:58 a.m.(2/1/1007 AR)

Relationship Note on Orazio

Both the best and worst dealer I know, I think. A shame his commodity is Faith. Our holy Pantheon is in good hands, however, through the Legate.

When they say 'this tea's lit', don't get any false ideas.

Can confirm, tea is not good "lit".

Written By Talen

Aug. 24, 2017, 4:15 a.m.(1/28/1007 AR)

Relationship Note on Orazio

Not sure what he's on but I want some.

Get in touch if you can help.

Written By Talen

Aug. 21, 2017, 7:13 a.m.(1/22/1007 AR)

Relationship Note on Octavia

Try not saying his name every five minutes. It might stop him looking your way.

As my wife says, our thoughts are with House Thrax, but in this moment it's a resigned kind of sigh before I call for Antonio to beach the ships for a few days until the tentacles recede a little.

Stop taunting the bigger bad.

#DemonEtiquette101

Written By Talen

Aug. 20, 2017, 10:47 p.m.(1/22/1007 AR)

Relationship Note on Valerio

Lord Valerio's probably not a bad man, really. Probably roped into a manipulative plot by Eleyna, even. Still, no chances are being taken. The challenge has been issued and I await the terms.

Written By Talen

Aug. 20, 2017, 10:46 p.m.(1/21/1007 AR)

Relationship Note on Valerio

Lord Valerio Mazetti,
Voeyeur of Ostria,
Purveyor of Portraits,

I challenge you to a duel, on your given terms and against any champion you may name, in response to my offense taken during dinner this night. As guest right insists I leave you unharmed in this homestead, and quite frankly my legs are not the most sturdy, we will settle this outwith these walls as traditon dictates.

Don't ever request or accept another rendition of my wife's likeness ever again. Burn all existing portraits, if any remain.

Prince Talen Velenosa,
Sword of Lenosia

Written By Talen

Aug. 12, 2017, 5:10 a.m.(1/4/1007 AR)

Prince Donato of House Velenosa, first-born to myself and Princess Eleyna Velenosa, has finally vacated the rent-free premises. Welcome to the world.

His mother recovers well. The fingers on my hand may not.

Jousting in a few days is potentially no longer an option if the pulverised bones do not heal.

Written By Talen

Aug. 8, 2017, 10:17 p.m.(12/25/1006 AR)

Relationship Note on Eleyna

Fault me all you want but what you should really be impressed by is the ability for crafters in Arx to pick up any commission at a moment's notice and make a success of it.

Written By Talen

Aug. 7, 2017, 8:15 a.m.(12/22/1006 AR)

Relationship Note on Edain

Yes, I do suppose the word 'litter' is more flattering than the word 'wheelbarrow'. I wasn't looking for a litter, however, when I requested this. My wife really is rather fond of gardening, if by the way she throws my armour down into it is anything to go by. I thought the wheelbarrow might be an apt gift.

Written By Talen

Aug. 7, 2017, 7:56 a.m.(12/22/1006 AR)

Relationship Note on Stefano

House Caith has stood behind House Velenosa without question for a long time and I have grown up with Gildens in our nurseries for as long as I can remember, too.

Baron Gilden is new to his role, just as I am mine, or any of this generation are their new duties. That doesn't mean he's any less trustworthy, however.

Written By Talen

Aug. 7, 2017, 7:54 a.m.(12/22/1006 AR)

Talen Velenosa requires the services of a smith, or carpenter, or whoever it is that makes wheelbarrows. It should have shiny rimmed wheels and ivory handles but large enough to fit a heavily laden princess for mobility purposes. In theory.

Written By Talen

July 18, 2017, 10:10 a.m.(11/10/1006 AR)

Relationship Note on Eleyna

True Fact #937: The gods made pregnancy swells so you can outrun your wife when you inevitably anger them during the process. I have found this out first hand.

True Fact #938: Vases were made for projectile weapons for pregnant wives.

Written By Talen

June 17, 2017, 9:53 p.m.(9/3/1006 AR)

Relationship Note on Eleyna

I just threw up a little.

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