Written By Serafine
May 9, 2017, 12:16 a.m.(6/6/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Ainsley
I'll 'princess' your 'knight-officer'. Bite me.
Written By Serafine
May 8, 2017, 9:05 a.m.(6/5/1006 AR)
I'll be sure to give my enemy a breather the next time it's my whole world's existence on the line and they suddenly stop fighting. You know, because that's the honorable thing to do.
Written By Serafine
May 8, 2017, 12:44 a.m.(6/4/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Aureth
I still say we ask one of your undead friends to swallow a crocus bulb or four and see what happens after a while. Or maybe an apple seed or two. Aye?
Written By Serafine
May 8, 2017, 12:29 a.m.(6/4/1006 AR)
Last I checked, the contents of my chamber pot are no better than that of commoner, so how is anything of what I am better than a commoner? And didn't the Queen of Endings state that a soul is a soul, be it king, pauper, Whisper, or beggar?
I daresay Leta's smells better than mine, honestly.
Oh aye, she's going to kill me for that-
I daresay Leta's smells better than mine, honestly.
Oh aye, she's going to kill me for that-
Written By Serafine
May 7, 2017, 9:44 p.m.(6/4/1006 AR)
Well then. I've been promoted.
So this would be ... Knight-Officer Serafine Velenosa?
Silas, what were you thinking?
Thanks.
So this would be ... Knight-Officer Serafine Velenosa?
Silas, what were you thinking?
Thanks.
Written By Serafine
May 7, 2017, 5:17 p.m.(6/4/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Agnarr
Head's always good.
Written By Serafine
May 6, 2017, 3:19 p.m.(6/1/1006 AR)
I've got my woman, my blades, and my orders.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Written By Serafine
April 28, 2017, 10:34 p.m.(5/12/1006 AR)
Post script: The name of the song is 'The Nox'Alfar and His Spider-Lover'. Really, folks, learn about other cultures.
Written By Serafine
April 28, 2017, 10:21 p.m.(5/12/1006 AR)
"-and then he said with great delight,
'My lord I've eight legs, do the math,
if you've a cock for just your twain,
your ass will definitely enjoy my wrath!
"So we collapsed in a heap of living silk.
my delicious four-cocked lover and I,
and Queen of Endings, it was a blessing,
in love we fell before the winking eye!
"We left and married on a moonlit night
and built a house in the dank of a cave,
to love each other for hours and hours
a paradise only we could rightly brave!
"And the best thing about spiders is,
you needn't a womb to carry their young,
it's all a matter of a warm tight space,
so now our children number a thousand and one!"
....Why am I the -only- -one- who knows this song?
'My lord I've eight legs, do the math,
if you've a cock for just your twain,
your ass will definitely enjoy my wrath!
"So we collapsed in a heap of living silk.
my delicious four-cocked lover and I,
and Queen of Endings, it was a blessing,
in love we fell before the winking eye!
"We left and married on a moonlit night
and built a house in the dank of a cave,
to love each other for hours and hours
a paradise only we could rightly brave!
"And the best thing about spiders is,
you needn't a womb to carry their young,
it's all a matter of a warm tight space,
so now our children number a thousand and one!"
....Why am I the -only- -one- who knows this song?
Written By Serafine
April 28, 2017, 10:21 p.m.(5/12/1006 AR)
[angry splotches like writing just wasn't in the cards]
Written By Serafine
April 28, 2017, 10:20 p.m.(5/12/1006 AR)
"-and then he said with great delight,
'My lord I've eight legs, do the math,
if you've a cock for just your twain,
your ass will definitely enjoy my wrath!
"So we collapsed in a heap of living silk.
my delicious four-cocked lover and I,
and Queen of Endings, it was a blessing,
in love we fell before the winking eye!
"We left and married on a moonlit night
and built a house in the dank of a cave,
to love each other for hours and hours
a paradise only we could rightly brave!
"And the best thing about spiders is,
you needn't a womb to carry their young,
it's all a matter of a warm tight space,
so now our children number a thousand and one!"
....Why am I the -only- -one- who knows this song?
Written By Serafine
April 28, 2017, 7:41 p.m.(5/11/1006 AR)
Post script:
Sometimes, with men, their weapons don't perform. It happens more than you think and it's nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, there are people that can help, people who's lives are -nothing- but about making a weapon work better for the person that wields it. -Or-, of course, replacing it with a better weapon. There's all manner of reasons why a person would, maybe it's worn out, doesn't hold up like it used to, curves funny but not in a useful way.
In these cases, it's always good to see a specialist. Personally, I recommend Hana Grayhope. She's quite skilled and has made most of my weaponry, several different kinds too. One was so well made, I gave it to a fellow soldier. He in turn used it on Brand and it served him quite well. if that isn't a recommendation, I don't know what.
Chin up, there, young man. You're more skilled than you think, it's all about experience and practice.
Sometimes, with men, their weapons don't perform. It happens more than you think and it's nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, there are people that can help, people who's lives are -nothing- but about making a weapon work better for the person that wields it. -Or-, of course, replacing it with a better weapon. There's all manner of reasons why a person would, maybe it's worn out, doesn't hold up like it used to, curves funny but not in a useful way.
In these cases, it's always good to see a specialist. Personally, I recommend Hana Grayhope. She's quite skilled and has made most of my weaponry, several different kinds too. One was so well made, I gave it to a fellow soldier. He in turn used it on Brand and it served him quite well. if that isn't a recommendation, I don't know what.
Chin up, there, young man. You're more skilled than you think, it's all about experience and practice.
Written By Serafine
April 28, 2017, 7:33 p.m.(5/11/1006 AR)
I didn't realize all this time that there was a -competition- for who's been through the worst pain and has accumulated the most injuries in their life time! I wonder if emotional agony counts? Alas, I don't think it does, as I was told I know nothing of pain. -IN- the Training Center, to boot. By another knight!
He left in a huff. I hope he didn't hear me giggle at him. It's a shame too, he's a decent fighter, lots of potential, but I don't think I'll have a chance to spar with him again.
I ought to try painting again. The giant phallus I had painted into the palazzo was washed off too quickly. Perhaps I should make one with the bodies of Bringers, but somewhere Brand can enjoy it too. Maybe outside the walls?
He left in a huff. I hope he didn't hear me giggle at him. It's a shame too, he's a decent fighter, lots of potential, but I don't think I'll have a chance to spar with him again.
I ought to try painting again. The giant phallus I had painted into the palazzo was washed off too quickly. Perhaps I should make one with the bodies of Bringers, but somewhere Brand can enjoy it too. Maybe outside the walls?
Written By Serafine
April 28, 2017, 4:33 p.m.(5/11/1006 AR)
Nothing says 'FEAR ME AND TASTE MY WRATH YE MONSTERS OF THE ABYSS' like a necklace of hickies about the throat.
Honestly, woman. These do not count as wearing your favor.
I look like I've been pummeled by overripe plums.
Honestly, woman. These do not count as wearing your favor.
I look like I've been pummeled by overripe plums.
Written By Serafine
April 23, 2017, 7:44 p.m.(5/1/1006 AR)
Sometimes I have to take one for the Guard and pay my retainer in kisses.
Works out well, aye? The retainer doesn't complain. Also, Lord-Commander, it's a discount I offer to no one else, thank you.
Works out well, aye? The retainer doesn't complain. Also, Lord-Commander, it's a discount I offer to no one else, thank you.
Written By Serafine
April 23, 2017, 7:31 p.m.(5/1/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Eleyna
When I actually manage to surprise her into not speaking, I know I'm her favorite.
Well. At least tied with what'shisface. Talen, the Prince of Darkness.
What was that?
Oh it's totally true, the man does eat lizards for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. And baby ducklings, the fuzzier the better.
Well. At least tied with what'shisface. Talen, the Prince of Darkness.
What was that?
Oh it's totally true, the man does eat lizards for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. And baby ducklings, the fuzzier the better.
Written By Serafine
April 23, 2017, 7:02 p.m.(5/1/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Eleyna
Honestly? Yes. Now, more than ever.
Written By Serafine
April 23, 2017, 5:52 p.m.(5/1/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Eleyna
Did you know that, with enough lubricant and force, you can push enormous things through tiny, tiny holes?
Like babies.
When am I becoming an auntie, wench?
Like babies.
When am I becoming an auntie, wench?
Written By Serafine
April 21, 2017, 4:02 a.m.(4/23/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Audric
I hate you. So very, very much.
Stop wearing out my messenger. Gods above, man...
Stop wearing out my messenger. Gods above, man...
Written By Serafine
April 21, 2017, 3:57 a.m.(4/23/1006 AR)
So I opened my eyes to three kids staring down at me. Right fun that was, turns out they're Iron Guard trainees. My own little wetwork team.
I mean-
Scratch that, scholar, would you?
Thanks...
I've a collection of students now! Trainees from the Iron Guard, orphans of the conflicts. Camping them out in the living room for the time being, hoping Leta doesn't pop her skull when she sees them following me around -everywhere-.
Cute lot, though. Smart too. Serafine's Soldiers.
Dammit, Silas.
I mean-
Scratch that, scholar, would you?
Thanks...
I've a collection of students now! Trainees from the Iron Guard, orphans of the conflicts. Camping them out in the living room for the time being, hoping Leta doesn't pop her skull when she sees them following me around -everywhere-.
Cute lot, though. Smart too. Serafine's Soldiers.
Dammit, Silas.
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