Written By Harper
April 29, 2018, 7:13 p.m.(8/22/1008 AR)
Well, me and the war we--(the line is scratched through) Wait let me try again. The war wiener and I are back. (How's that scholar? Huh? I did good right?) Anyways, gimme a few days to get things back in order and look me up if ya (ya is scratched out with a you written above it) want. Missed some of you. Didn't others.
Oh and because the scholar said I really oughta sign it...
Harper
Oh and because the scholar said I really oughta sign it...
Harper
Written By Harper
March 10, 2018, 3:56 a.m.(5/2/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Michael
Iron Guard Lieutenant. No impression of him yet.
Written By Harper
March 9, 2018, 6:18 p.m.(5/1/1008 AR)
I've been away for a bit, I think. There were three messengers waiting for me when I came to. All three from Prince Talen Velenosa. I should get in touch as soon as possible.
Written By Harper
June 10, 2017, 11:17 a.m.(8/16/1006 AR)
Let's geeeeeet ready to watch a duel today, guys.
Written By Harper
June 7, 2017, 10:10 p.m.(8/11/1006 AR)
Good on you, part-time boss. Folks in the city seems to need them some more floaty on air times. I needs some more meat pie eaty and ale drinky times myself.
Written By Harper
June 5, 2017, 9:57 p.m.(8/7/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Agnarr
He womped me with his monster.
Y'know, that huge rosy redsteel he goes around with. I'll add that he didn't even wear any armor, and I was in my full kit. Kinda expected it to happen, considerin' all. When he wins, he doesn't gloat. (New word. Thanks, Scholar.) He gave me a bit of advice, a bit of whiskey.
Dot liked him plenty good.
He ain't too bad.
Y'know, that huge rosy redsteel he goes around with. I'll add that he didn't even wear any armor, and I was in my full kit. Kinda expected it to happen, considerin' all. When he wins, he doesn't gloat. (New word. Thanks, Scholar.) He gave me a bit of advice, a bit of whiskey.
Dot liked him plenty good.
He ain't too bad.
Written By Harper
June 5, 2017, 2:10 p.m.(8/7/1006 AR)
Bein' common, my legacy will be exactly that. Common. Lowbrow even. Shinwack, cornhole, noooooodling. Silks are hilarious. Keep it up.
Written By Harper
June 2, 2017, 7:37 p.m.(7/28/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Juliet
I dunno what to say, really. We met twice. I whooped yer ass in our fight. I'm sorry you're gone.
Written By Harper
June 2, 2017, 7:36 p.m.(7/28/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Alexis
Dame Alex. Dragon's Hearth. She's an armorer and a knight. She's got a bigass rubicund sword. She smiles a LOT. Seems nice, so, we're gonna be friends. AND she's gonna make me some armor. Definitely a good way to spend my allowance.
Written By Harper
June 1, 2017, 4:51 p.m.(7/26/1006 AR)
You heard 'em. Make it rain silver in the Lowers.
Written By Harper
May 30, 2017, 2:31 p.m.(7/22/1006 AR)
Words, words, words. I get laid up with summer snifflesnorts and when I get back silkypants are all into the scent of their flowery-scented verbal excreta.
Dry truth is: don't be a twat-biscuit to other folks 'cause of bein' different.
Dry truth is: don't be a twat-biscuit to other folks 'cause of bein' different.
Written By Harper
May 28, 2017, 12:50 p.m.(7/17/1006 AR)
I'm a part-time recruit in the Knights of Solace now, after a sit-down with the Grandmaster and a quick word to Lord Commander Boss. Now, this don't mean I'm looking to become a knight.
Naw, it jus' means that I'm lookin' to more to help the city.
Anyone that says otherwise is itchin' for a fight.
Naw, it jus' means that I'm lookin' to more to help the city.
Anyone that says otherwise is itchin' for a fight.
Written By Harper
May 26, 2017, 3:52 p.m.(7/13/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Edward
Well that's jus' silly. Who wants their war-weiner to stay all the time?
It needs to go and come as it chooses.
It needs to go and come as it chooses.
Written By Harper
May 26, 2017, 1:18 p.m.(7/13/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Karadoc
You don't sound like you suck. We'll drink sometime. You're buyin' though, for that limerick.
I hate to complain or to scarper,
About liquor it’s rare that I harp(er).
But in a fleet blink,
I'll down any drink.
With zeal, enthusiasm, and ardor.
I hate to complain or to scarper,
About liquor it’s rare that I harp(er).
But in a fleet blink,
I'll down any drink.
With zeal, enthusiasm, and ardor.
Written By Harper
May 26, 2017, 1:09 p.m.(7/13/1006 AR)
I'm thinking about naming my war-wiener Dorothy. Dot.
Written By Harper
May 26, 2017, 9:29 a.m.(7/13/1006 AR)
I got a dog. Yeah, Scholar, this is important t'me and worth puttin' in here. She's kinda ginger and sorta half a'regular dog high while almost bein' double-dog long. Yeah, like a sausage. But with these drop-down ears and --
I need help namin' her. Otherwise I'm callin' her Halfpinta Ale or Bacon and beans.
Sorry, Scholar, forgot breakfast.
I need help namin' her. Otherwise I'm callin' her Halfpinta Ale or Bacon and beans.
Sorry, Scholar, forgot breakfast.
Written By Harper
May 24, 2017, 11:55 p.m.(7/10/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Karadoc
...
Shit.
...
I hate maths.
Shit.
...
I hate maths.
Written By Harper
May 24, 2017, 11:27 p.m.(7/10/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Karadoc
Everyone's a critic.
Written By Harper
May 24, 2017, 11:14 p.m.(7/10/1006 AR)
I'm feelin' weaselly.
A woman once said she wanted a stoat,
but when offered a stoat she declined.
Her husband was shocked when he heard
of her vote, so he told her to make up ermine-d.
A woman once said she wanted a stoat,
but when offered a stoat she declined.
Her husband was shocked when he heard
of her vote, so he told her to make up ermine-d.
Written By Harper
May 24, 2017, 7:12 p.m.(7/10/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Armel
Laugh it up. Expect the unexpected. Tomatoey revenge shall be mine.
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