Written By Serafine
Aug. 14, 2017, 1:46 a.m.(1/8/1007 AR)
Relationship Note on Silas
Keep telling yourself that, Lord-Commander.
Written By Serafine
Aug. 13, 2017, 8:15 p.m.(1/7/1007 AR)
Ow.
Written By Serafine
Aug. 11, 2017, 11:28 p.m.(1/4/1007 AR)
I am completely tickled to hear my song scandalized a masquerade.
Er. I mean. My poorly translated song. From Nox'alfar, and Aislin would tell you I'm terrible at it. So. I'm sure it's not the best example of Nox'Alfar literature.
But I'm told it's not far off.
Er. I mean. My poorly translated song. From Nox'alfar, and Aislin would tell you I'm terrible at it. So. I'm sure it's not the best example of Nox'Alfar literature.
But I'm told it's not far off.
Written By Serafine
July 22, 2017, 9:28 p.m.(11/19/1006 AR)
I have no trouble writing about intimate or sexual things in the journals, but I do draw the line at cornholing.
Written By Serafine
July 18, 2017, 8:45 p.m.(11/11/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Talen
Having had children in the past, and having suffered through the delightful, agonizing joy that is pregnancy, I can say with some measure of truth that pregnant women tend to only throw things at their husbands when said husband's are not putting out.
SO.
Why are you not on that, brother-in-bondage? If you don't start making sweet love to your extra-dimpled, impregnated princess, she's going to start feeling like you don't think she's beautiful whilst swollen with the result of your near-constant 'sowing'. And that just isn't good for anyone.
Seriously. A few climactic bedroom antics several times a week will go a long way in keep the peace, and the injuries to a minimum.
Love,
Serafine
SO.
Why are you not on that, brother-in-bondage? If you don't start making sweet love to your extra-dimpled, impregnated princess, she's going to start feeling like you don't think she's beautiful whilst swollen with the result of your near-constant 'sowing'. And that just isn't good for anyone.
Seriously. A few climactic bedroom antics several times a week will go a long way in keep the peace, and the injuries to a minimum.
Love,
Serafine
Written By Serafine
June 26, 2017, 2:03 p.m.(9/23/1006 AR)
I only buy my weapons from Hana of the Storied Blade. She's a bright lass and a bucket full of talent. I recently gave her Pathway and damn, that woman works -wonders- on diamondplate. It's bloody perfect. Look at it, scholar! LOOK AT IT. Is it not glorious?
Written By Serafine
June 14, 2017, 11:49 p.m.(8/25/1006 AR)
Well.
Shit.
Shit.
Written By Serafine
June 11, 2017, 12:30 a.m.(8/17/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Calaudrin
Going to have to agree with Magpies on this. I'm a retired hobbyist, but still.
Written By Serafine
June 6, 2017, 7:13 p.m.(8/9/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Juliet
I know I'm one of many that has had the privilege of kissing Juliet, as much as I'm sure I'm not the only one that has scented a rose that bloomed so gloriously. While I never did more than kiss the lovely creature, I did speak to her now and then. Hard, brazen, and still as soft as velvet petals. I hope Death keeps you, spins you on to the next life without a fuss.
Written By Serafine
June 6, 2017, 7:08 p.m.(8/9/1006 AR)
[A very detailed recipe on what can only be called 'tripe pot pie'.]
We're short on recipes in these archives, scholar, and just in case Gods don't eat what we mortals can, I want to make sure I'm doing my best to share with Them as best I'm amble.
We're short on recipes in these archives, scholar, and just in case Gods don't eat what we mortals can, I want to make sure I'm doing my best to share with Them as best I'm amble.
Written By Serafine
June 2, 2017, 12:10 a.m.(7/26/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Armel
You are clearly not doing it right.
I mean. So I hear.
I mean. So I hear.
Written By Serafine
June 2, 2017, 12:06 a.m.(7/26/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Leta
"There is no place on that woman I would not put my tongue."
Written By Serafine
May 27, 2017, 4:03 p.m.(7/15/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Leta
Meowlarice isn't a cat. She's a valued member of our household.
Written By Serafine
May 27, 2017, 3:51 p.m.(7/15/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Talen
Alright, listen cuntmuffin. I know it was you. It could only have been you. I'm both impressed and disgusted. I hate cats and now they're all over my yard. Bravo, well done, but I swear to all the Gods this was completely uncalled for.
Kitten-weed! In my garden!
You unimaginable -bastard-.
Kitten-weed! In my garden!
You unimaginable -bastard-.
Written By Serafine
May 24, 2017, 9:19 a.m.(7/9/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Eleyna
You guys are gross.
I do admire it so.
Post script: Don't worry, my magpie, I'll never pay anyone to plant your face in the dirt. That's my pleasure alone.
I do admire it so.
Post script: Don't worry, my magpie, I'll never pay anyone to plant your face in the dirt. That's my pleasure alone.
Written By Serafine
May 21, 2017, 11:06 p.m.(7/4/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Eleyna
Honestly it's quite gross and adorable. Like the world's cutest kitten with the most horrible gas. The kind of gas that melts diamondplate.
I'm sure your children will be equally gross and adorable.
I'm sure your children will be equally gross and adorable.
Written By Serafine
May 21, 2017, 3:49 p.m.(7/3/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Harper
I'm a big fan of 'Eat a dick'.
Written By Serafine
May 11, 2017, 1:03 a.m.(6/10/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Aureth
If tomorrow is coming, you ought to stick out your tongue. It's just good manners.
Written By Serafine
May 10, 2017, 1:41 p.m.(6/9/1006 AR)
Less words, more actions. Put your silver where your mouth is.
Written By Serafine
May 9, 2017, 3:47 p.m.(6/7/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Reese
I think I need this book for research purposes.
Also, well done for handling this with such grace. Too many would find it easy to take offense and lash out. I commend you.
Also, well done for handling this with such grace. Too many would find it easy to take offense and lash out. I commend you.
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