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Written By Joscelin

June 25, 2018, 5:05 p.m.(1/28/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Mirari

You've damaged my trust. It's completely broken. BROKEN. I question everything in my shop, it's state of being. Was it moved? Did it get adjusted? Did you pay off my assistants and that's why they don't tell me if you'd come back and committed crimes against my bench?

I saw a crack in the leg of one of my movable counters. Did you do this? I get that you're in love. It's beautiful. The two of you shine like amorous stars that drool on each other even when the other isn't looking. It's disgusting. It's delightful. You've eyes for no one else, the both of you. Ridiculous. Fantastic. Wonderfully gross, the pair of you, you and your Velenosan Prince.

But please. No more broken furniture. Broken like my TRUST. MY TRUST THAT YOU WILL NOT DO IT AGAIN.

What if it was me on your couch? Hmm? HMM?

Written By Joscelin

June 22, 2018, 7:40 p.m.(1/22/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Luca

Fun fact: Lady Orelia is my kinswoman, the daughter of my father's sister and very newly returned to me. Take care of her, Prince of Mischief.

Written By Joscelin

June 21, 2018, 12:19 p.m.(1/20/1009 AR)

On a different note: who the fuck steals a rocking chair?

Written By Joscelin

June 21, 2018, 12:19 p.m.(1/20/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Oliver

I drank too much last night. I apologize now for anything untoward or rude from me, but I don'tn think I was terribly rude or off-putting. If I was distracted it was mostly because my lover enjoys deliberately antagonizing me and seems to know all the right phrases to make me want to fight with him no matter who's around, and he's stupidly charming which makes it worse.

How can a person be both so endearing and maddening at the same time? Why do I always seem to collect people like that? Why did I need to fall in love with one? I'm not doing it again. I'm not. This is the last time. So don't go anywhere again. I'm getting too old for this shit.

Written By Joscelin

June 18, 2018, 3:33 a.m.(1/13/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Luca

You were insufferable before, I'd imagine after winning that contest you'll be properly impossible to live with now.

Written By Joscelin

June 18, 2018, 3:26 a.m.(1/13/1009 AR)

I've several commissions on my docket but I've cleared up half. If you're interested in a commission feel free to send a missive, my recent focus has me feeling I've learned more in the last month than I have all year. Even when you're given the term 'master of trade', it's foolish to think you ever stop learning.

Written By Joscelin

June 15, 2018, 10:13 p.m.(1/9/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Mirari

You're weirder.


Also it's because he's afraid of me.

Written By Joscelin

June 15, 2018, 10:01 p.m.(1/9/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Oliver

Stop making me want to throw things at you and I'll stop exiling you from the bedroom.

Written By Joscelin

June 15, 2018, 9:44 p.m.(1/9/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Oliver

Oh no. She's your dog now.

Written By Joscelin

June 15, 2018, 9:40 p.m.(1/9/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Percephon

Don't sully my love of puns by encouraging that man!

Written By Joscelin

June 15, 2018, 9:40 p.m.(1/9/1009 AR)

Relationship Note on Oliver

You're sleeping on the divan tonight with the dog. I'm pulling the chest over the top of the stairs. You're banished for the next week, the both of you, from sleeping in my bed.


Also Mongoose knows she's a traitor. She also doesn't care.

Written By Joscelin

June 13, 2018, 12:24 a.m.(12/22/1008 AR)

Relationship Note on Magpie

I don't like my evenings that exciting.

But thank you, 'cousin', for the help cleaning up. And the scone.

Yes, that was an impressive scone-toss. We should hold a tournament.

Written By Joscelin

June 12, 2018, 4:07 a.m.(12/20/1008 AR)

Relationship Note on Silas

I'm renovating the Crafters Hall to prepare for a larger project. I took The Desk. For safekeeping. All that construction, you know.

It's in my house now. I can't stop staring at it and touching it. All mine. I love this desk, it has your maker's mark on it from before you were Lord Commander. It's a collector's item at this point, has to be. It's all mine! And when I die I'll have it set up in the Gallery of Jayus so it may be marveled at as the piece of art it is.



Mine!

Written By Joscelin

June 10, 2018, 7:22 p.m.(12/18/1008 AR)

Relationship Note on Austen

I didn't need one.

Your pies found good homes.

Written By Joscelin

June 10, 2018, 5:38 p.m.(12/17/1008 AR)

Relationship Note on Ida

I took his pies too.

Written By Joscelin

June 10, 2018, 4:20 p.m.(12/17/1008 AR)

Relationship Note on Ida

If you're looking for all your hammers, check under Austen's bed.

Written By Joscelin

June 10, 2018, 4:19 p.m.(12/17/1008 AR)

Relationship Note on Austen

I play pranks on your sister all the time.


Just off her forge, you say?

Written By Joscelin

June 7, 2018, 11:54 p.m.(12/8/1008 AR)

Relationship Note on Oliver

You keep feeding my dog jerky, I'm going to lock you in a closet with her.

Find a better treat, her rear-end is chasing new customers away!

Written By Joscelin

June 6, 2018, 2:48 a.m.(12/4/1008 AR)

Relationship Note on Fredrik

Aureth GrayHope judges everyone, Messere RedTyde. Even when he says he isn't.

Written By Joscelin

June 6, 2018, 2:48 a.m.(12/4/1008 AR)

Relationship Note on Aureth

You're just upset with yourself because -you- haven't had my fresh scones in ages. I understand; it should make anyone grumpy. You can remedy this, you know.

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