Written By Hadrian
Jan. 24, 2018, 9:58 a.m.(1/11/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Theron
The Sword of Ostria, Defender of the Walled City, Servant of Allegiance. Fantastic hair, winning smile, a way with words, and all-around wonderful presence. I've yet to get a crisp high five from him, but that day is coming. It is a pleasure to have met and slowly began to know Lord Theron, because while he's a man with a sword. He's more than just his sword or his role as the Sword of House Mazetti. I've personally witnessed him making full and competent use of a spoon, without harming himself or others. Consider me both impressed and proud.
Written By Hadrian
Jan. 24, 2018, 9:53 a.m.(1/11/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Cambria
While marks were cleared away and a fresh slate provided as my gift to you at the time of one year in mild loathing with one another? Never forget that tomorrow is a brand new day and a brand new slate. I've even had chalk purchased for the occasion.
Aside from that fact, I've never been as enthusiastic about dispensing marks and reviews as you've seemed to indicate.
Exaggerating? That'll be a mark.
Aside from that fact, I've never been as enthusiastic about dispensing marks and reviews as you've seemed to indicate.
Exaggerating? That'll be a mark.
Written By Hadrian
Jan. 21, 2018, 3:46 p.m.(1/6/1008 AR)
Soon the Arvum Refugee Relief Group will begin preparations for those who will undoubtedly be displaced, putting our efforts into high gear to both aid and provide for those in need while they seek to rebuild their lives.
So it is with a great deal of thanks that I acknowledge the following:
Caspian Wild of the Champion's Guild, he controlled the flow of the recent charitable match for a great deal of the contest of skill. Many of the other Knights were at his mercy. Many thought he would take the win, but as can happen in Donkey Knights: when one is doing well, they suddenly become the first of enemies.
Count Duarte Amadeo competed with integrity and spirit. He strived to stay in the metaphorical race and saw it all through. Additionally, he comported himself quite well even when he was in the dirt and packed earth. Ultimately the Count of House Amadeo found companionship in Donkey Knights, as he's recently reached an agreement with myself to procure the donkey which served as his most loyal of noble steeds, for his private ownership. Happy endings truly do exist!
Lady Enyo Malvici was in my top three to win it, obviously. A cousin and interested in participating in a match of Donkey Knights? Undoubtedly she was moved up on the list of favorite cousins. She didn't win, but she definitely put all of herself into the competition. Next year is her year though, I think. Practice, practice, practice!
Lord Theron Mazetti was harassed a great deal throughout the match by some fellow competitor with a grudge shouting "MAZETTI!!!", but was ultimately able to break away from the attentions of his harasser. Unfortunately, that withdrawal spelled certain doom for the other competitors. While Lord Theron losing the attention of his aggressor was a boon for himself, it ultimately proved the downfall of all.
Lord Wash Kennex. That man is a special, special snowflake who might be a little crazy. Or just very creative. Or both. Regardless of his faculties, he is a man who increases the hilarity of any Donkey Knights competition that he attends. He's always welcome and indeed favored as a competitor and entertainer, so we're lucky to have his involvement each year!
An honorable mention goes to Prince Galen Thrax for putting on a show and personality that rivals that of Lord Wash's own regular appearances during the competitions. He must have formal training as an entertainer, because he had the crowd wrapped around his finger as much as the knights battling the dragon did!
And finally, Mistress Alarie Harall of Harall Creations. Ultimately the champion of the recent Donkey Knights championship. It was through trickery and subversive aggression that she ultimately won out over the other competitors. Dare I say it, she may have even been a much more well-rounded competitor than our last Donkey Knights Champion. The last champion was a one-trick pony, this commentator believes. I imagine if I goad the last champion enough with passive aggressive slights in relation to their ability to play the game, they'll come out of retirement in order to defend their honor.
Don't ask me why she didn't compete, Scholar. Maybe she's pregnant.
Oh, gods.
Ahem. Each of these competitors has my heartfelt thanks in providing not only entertainment, but hope for those involved. The horizon grows darker with each passing day, but it's the little moments that bring us joy that make it all worth fighting for. Those who contributed to the future charitable efforts of the Arvum Refugee Relief Group? I thank you as well. Those who weren't able to attend but are interested in giving freely to those who will be displaced by the upcoming war fronts? I'm little more than a letter away.
The next showing of Donkey Knights though won't be the family friend variety. Too much of a pleasant, idyllic thing can become dull. A private party will definitely be in the making, here in a few weeks should the enemies we face allow us that respite.
Oh hi, Cambria. I'm not doing anything at all, no. Just having a nice conversation with my Scholar friend here. No, no, don't read that. Please stop reading that?
You could have just asked me to duel you. I'm standing right here in front of you, you didn't have to have the other Scholar scribble down your words, then hand them to me. I literally heard you. Fine, fine. Challenge accepted, dear, dear Marquessa. I hope you don't chicken out and refuse to show up when the time comes.
So it is with a great deal of thanks that I acknowledge the following:
Caspian Wild of the Champion's Guild, he controlled the flow of the recent charitable match for a great deal of the contest of skill. Many of the other Knights were at his mercy. Many thought he would take the win, but as can happen in Donkey Knights: when one is doing well, they suddenly become the first of enemies.
Count Duarte Amadeo competed with integrity and spirit. He strived to stay in the metaphorical race and saw it all through. Additionally, he comported himself quite well even when he was in the dirt and packed earth. Ultimately the Count of House Amadeo found companionship in Donkey Knights, as he's recently reached an agreement with myself to procure the donkey which served as his most loyal of noble steeds, for his private ownership. Happy endings truly do exist!
Lady Enyo Malvici was in my top three to win it, obviously. A cousin and interested in participating in a match of Donkey Knights? Undoubtedly she was moved up on the list of favorite cousins. She didn't win, but she definitely put all of herself into the competition. Next year is her year though, I think. Practice, practice, practice!
Lord Theron Mazetti was harassed a great deal throughout the match by some fellow competitor with a grudge shouting "MAZETTI!!!", but was ultimately able to break away from the attentions of his harasser. Unfortunately, that withdrawal spelled certain doom for the other competitors. While Lord Theron losing the attention of his aggressor was a boon for himself, it ultimately proved the downfall of all.
Lord Wash Kennex. That man is a special, special snowflake who might be a little crazy. Or just very creative. Or both. Regardless of his faculties, he is a man who increases the hilarity of any Donkey Knights competition that he attends. He's always welcome and indeed favored as a competitor and entertainer, so we're lucky to have his involvement each year!
An honorable mention goes to Prince Galen Thrax for putting on a show and personality that rivals that of Lord Wash's own regular appearances during the competitions. He must have formal training as an entertainer, because he had the crowd wrapped around his finger as much as the knights battling the dragon did!
And finally, Mistress Alarie Harall of Harall Creations. Ultimately the champion of the recent Donkey Knights championship. It was through trickery and subversive aggression that she ultimately won out over the other competitors. Dare I say it, she may have even been a much more well-rounded competitor than our last Donkey Knights Champion. The last champion was a one-trick pony, this commentator believes. I imagine if I goad the last champion enough with passive aggressive slights in relation to their ability to play the game, they'll come out of retirement in order to defend their honor.
Don't ask me why she didn't compete, Scholar. Maybe she's pregnant.
Oh, gods.
Ahem. Each of these competitors has my heartfelt thanks in providing not only entertainment, but hope for those involved. The horizon grows darker with each passing day, but it's the little moments that bring us joy that make it all worth fighting for. Those who contributed to the future charitable efforts of the Arvum Refugee Relief Group? I thank you as well. Those who weren't able to attend but are interested in giving freely to those who will be displaced by the upcoming war fronts? I'm little more than a letter away.
The next showing of Donkey Knights though won't be the family friend variety. Too much of a pleasant, idyllic thing can become dull. A private party will definitely be in the making, here in a few weeks should the enemies we face allow us that respite.
Oh hi, Cambria. I'm not doing anything at all, no. Just having a nice conversation with my Scholar friend here. No, no, don't read that. Please stop reading that?
You could have just asked me to duel you. I'm standing right here in front of you, you didn't have to have the other Scholar scribble down your words, then hand them to me. I literally heard you. Fine, fine. Challenge accepted, dear, dear Marquessa. I hope you don't chicken out and refuse to show up when the time comes.
Written By Hadrian
Jan. 21, 2018, 3:05 p.m.(1/6/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Alarie
Alarie won the Donkey Knights Championship of 1008 AR. As a result she will have a full year to bask in the radiant glow of being the champion this year and a trophy that will hopefully provide her with memories relating to her first big win.
Donkey Knights is a game best played with an abundance of strategy, a smidgen of deception, a helping of skill, a stroke of luck, and a dash of daring. All qualities which Mistress Alarie put on full display for her hosts, fellow competitors, and the spectators who graced us with their presence.
A toast to the champion and may Alarie be prepared to defend her title next year. Or refuse to compete and have it pass on, unopposed, to a new champion next year. Like some champions in recent history. Because they're boring. And afraid.
Donkey Knights is a game best played with an abundance of strategy, a smidgen of deception, a helping of skill, a stroke of luck, and a dash of daring. All qualities which Mistress Alarie put on full display for her hosts, fellow competitors, and the spectators who graced us with their presence.
A toast to the champion and may Alarie be prepared to defend her title next year. Or refuse to compete and have it pass on, unopposed, to a new champion next year. Like some champions in recent history. Because they're boring. And afraid.
Written By Hadrian
Jan. 20, 2018, 3:23 p.m.(1/4/1008 AR)
I'm looking forward to another bout of Donkey Knights, the 1008 Public Championship. Little more could be fun than a few drinks, donkeys, blindfolds, a drunken and angry dragon, and ropes. Well, obviously the version that's played at my private parties is more fun, but that's neither here nor there.
I'm told that Sir Ham will be making a return, potentially with a sidekick. Or is it rival? Nemesis? Either way he likely wants to earn the championship trophy this year and be the Donkey Knights Champion for 1008 AR.
Charitable acts can be a great deal of fun and that's why I enjoy Donkey Knights as a vessel for charitable endeavors.
I'm told that Sir Ham will be making a return, potentially with a sidekick. Or is it rival? Nemesis? Either way he likely wants to earn the championship trophy this year and be the Donkey Knights Champion for 1008 AR.
Charitable acts can be a great deal of fun and that's why I enjoy Donkey Knights as a vessel for charitable endeavors.
Written By Hadrian
Dec. 3, 2017, 9:23 p.m.(9/15/1007 AR)
Relationship Note on Bliss
I've forgotten one of the most important matters of all regarding Champion Bliss Whisper. She has agreed to provide me with ample tutelage and practice in knocking the rust from both my sword and my footwork. It's been quite some time since my service in the ranks of Southport's martial affairs, so having such a renowned figure prepared to help bring me back to a certain level of preparedness? I am a most fortunate man who has been graced with an abundance of wonderful opportunities.
Written By Hadrian
Dec. 3, 2017, 8:41 p.m.(9/15/1007 AR)
Relationship Note on Bliss
While one can hope to submit a journal extolling the many virtues of another it is with some measure of sadness that I know it simply will not be possible with Bliss, Champion and courtesan of the Whisper House, as the subject. Mere words are incapable of fully describing all that she is and all that she is capable. With ease I could attribute a few words to many other names and tell a great deal about them to a stranger. Bliss, unfortunately, has transcended that possibility. Exceptional grace is possessed in the same moment that she presents herself as perfectly casual, which seems to defy reality. She's capable of proving herself merciful in the same moment that she is deadly. There is much more that could be said of her, but none of it would truly encapsulate her.
It would be criminal to forget that she is also a recognized Champion. Someone that has exceptional skill as a duelist, both in her interactions with others and her bladework. Fully capable of disarming her opponent in a duel and in a conversation, she no doubt inspires envy in many that she encounters. I've encountered many a duelist in my years, with only one being on the level of Bliss. That competition is no longer valid, which leaves Bliss to be one of the finer duelists that I've come to know personally.
Despite all of that which I've had to write about her, I know that it still will not do her justice. The written word simply isn't capable of fully grasping all that she is. Perhaps another culture will have the words to properly provide testimony to this Whisper's excellence.
It is with great anticipation that I will watch her career rise closer and closer to her potential, which is vast. It will be euphoric.
It would be criminal to forget that she is also a recognized Champion. Someone that has exceptional skill as a duelist, both in her interactions with others and her bladework. Fully capable of disarming her opponent in a duel and in a conversation, she no doubt inspires envy in many that she encounters. I've encountered many a duelist in my years, with only one being on the level of Bliss. That competition is no longer valid, which leaves Bliss to be one of the finer duelists that I've come to know personally.
Despite all of that which I've had to write about her, I know that it still will not do her justice. The written word simply isn't capable of fully grasping all that she is. Perhaps another culture will have the words to properly provide testimony to this Whisper's excellence.
It is with great anticipation that I will watch her career rise closer and closer to her potential, which is vast. It will be euphoric.
Written By Hadrian
Nov. 19, 2017, 8:18 p.m.(8/12/1007 AR)
Relationship Note on Alarie
Straight talking, industrious, and without excuses. Such fine clothing is spun from her own hard work and inspiration from Jayus. She also proved herself an adequate negotiator, it was an enjoyable discussion really. I hope that her path as a designer and her other ambitions prove fruitful. I will be in the background, prepared to offer my assistance however I may.
She makes the very best garish crowns and sashes, too. Perfect for driving those you are forced to share chambers with absolutely insane!
She makes the very best garish crowns and sashes, too. Perfect for driving those you are forced to share chambers with absolutely insane!
Written By Hadrian
Nov. 8, 2017, 10:20 p.m.(7/19/1007 AR)
Cuttlefish.
Written By Hadrian
Nov. 4, 2017, 9:41 a.m.(7/10/1007 AR)
Relationship Note on Orazio
Should the esteemed Legate of Concepts desire an opportunity to smell some burnt bread though? Hit me up. I know a guy.
Written By Hadrian
Nov. 4, 2017, 9:25 a.m.(7/10/1007 AR)
Relationship Note on Orazio
Do you smell burnt bread?
Written By Hadrian
Oct. 7, 2017, 7:33 p.m.(5/10/1007 AR)
My gaoler, or alleged wife, has confiscated my crown and sash until I stop sleeping with the absurdly large goblet in bed next to me.
All is lost.
We have been forgotten.
All is lost.
We have been forgotten.
Written By Hadrian
Oct. 7, 2017, 7:13 p.m.(5/10/1007 AR)
Had a party recently that saw many wonderful people present. The gifts were intended to be gags, jokes, or just all around fun. So many of them were! Except I received an abnormally large goblet from Ian. Without exaggeration, it takes up a third of my desk.
Today when it went dark and the torches were lit around the manor, I discovered the dog that was gifted to me, eating my other favorite shoe. The blue ones. I love the blues. Is there no hope? Is there no right in the world? How have we offended the gods? Hopefully he doesn't chew up the yellow ones.
How do I even take care of this dog? I'm afraid it may die under my care.
The world is bleak. This could be my last entry.
Today when it went dark and the torches were lit around the manor, I discovered the dog that was gifted to me, eating my other favorite shoe. The blue ones. I love the blues. Is there no hope? Is there no right in the world? How have we offended the gods? Hopefully he doesn't chew up the yellow ones.
How do I even take care of this dog? I'm afraid it may die under my care.
The world is bleak. This could be my last entry.
Written By Hadrian
Oct. 4, 2017, 1:01 a.m.(5/2/1007 AR)
Relationship Note on Caelis
Who would have ever thought that a few innocent riding lessons could have blossomed into a marriage? I look back with fondness at the memory of my sending her to meet with the Prince of Sanctum to ask that he lend his considerable experience to what was, at the time, something of an apprehensive situation for my cousin.
The small things can lead into such greater moments in life. It's truly beautiful.
The small things can lead into such greater moments in life. It's truly beautiful.
Written By Hadrian
Sept. 11, 2017, 4:32 p.m.(3/12/1007 AR)
Relationship Note on Cambria
All? I beg your pardon, no one will be plucking my tail feathers. They look far too wonderful when being shaken.
Written By Hadrian
Sept. 11, 2017, 3:55 p.m.(3/12/1007 AR)
Relationship Note on Cambria
When do they visit again? Do you have family reunions regularly?
If I'm going to be spending my time in this family, I should get to know every nook and cranny of it.
I have hands and feet. Shins too. I can be a hydra. I bet they'll include me.
If I'm going to be spending my time in this family, I should get to know every nook and cranny of it.
I have hands and feet. Shins too. I can be a hydra. I bet they'll include me.
Written By Hadrian
Sept. 11, 2017, 3:43 p.m.(3/12/1007 AR)
Relationship Note on Cambria
Rich.
Didn't you mention at some point a pair of your cousins being twins? Or triplets or something? When are they going to make an appearance?
Didn't you mention at some point a pair of your cousins being twins? Or triplets or something? When are they going to make an appearance?
Written By Hadrian
Sept. 11, 2017, 3:32 p.m.(3/12/1007 AR)
Relationship Note on Cambria
The sigil of your House is a hydra.
You probably shouldn't be wishing that these dick-inspired mythical creatures become a thing.
You probably shouldn't be wishing that these dick-inspired mythical creatures become a thing.
Written By Hadrian
Aug. 31, 2017, 8:29 p.m.(2/15/1007 AR)
No hair in your face? Check. No dead arm? Check. Choose the most comfortable position? Check. Which forces the big spoon to conform to what you want? Check. You can freely itch your balls without disturbing your companion? Check. I'm seeing few drawbacks to this.
If the world would just have more spooning, maybe we would get over all the frustration, misery, and war.
I'm perfectly content not to be spooned though. I could go another month without physical contact. Let that be a warning to my wife. I gave a step forward, I can take six back.
If the world would just have more spooning, maybe we would get over all the frustration, misery, and war.
I'm perfectly content not to be spooned though. I could go another month without physical contact. Let that be a warning to my wife. I gave a step forward, I can take six back.
Written By Hadrian
Aug. 26, 2017, 10:25 p.m.(2/6/1007 AR)
Relationship Note on Ian
I do hope that Lord Ian Kennex has a very happy birthday. He's earned it! Presents should be sent accordingly. Not too expensive though. He's a man of simple pleasures.
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