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Written By Arcadia

Oct. 7, 2019, 10:36 p.m.(12/21/1011 AR)

Relationship Note on Porter

Does anyone have a remedy to remove squid ink? My skin is a deep shade of blue.

I have tried bathing in alcohol and while it has lessened the effect of the ink. It's still there.

I will also pay if anyone can think of a prank that tops this.

Written By Felicia

May 20, 2018, 6:08 a.m.(10/11/1008 AR)

Relationship Note on Porter

Dear Captain Porter Kennex;

Perhaps only as a recreational activity.


Assuming I return to the city safely.


You can even wear your dancing shoes.

Written By Eirene

May 1, 2018, 10:02 a.m.(8/27/1008 AR)

Relationship Note on Porter

Regarding pregnant women and the war.

It's that fear you won't have something concrete to remember your loved one by, that their legacy will be a few mementos and perhaps a name on a wall or a statue somewhere. That you'll never know their touch again and that way you can keep a little piece of them with you always. See their face in your child. Hear their laugh. Tell them stories about what a brave soul their father was to fight our enemies.

This said as a pregnant woman who lost her husband to the war against the darkness.

Gods, I miss him.

Written By Carita

April 27, 2018, 8:51 a.m.(8/18/1008 AR)

Relationship Note on Porter

The Boisterous Kennex & Potential Darkwater Ally

Written By Niklas

April 24, 2018, 11:33 a.m.(8/11/1008 AR)

Relationship Note on Porter

It isn't easy, cousin.

Initially I was using a book called The Discount Book of Bird Training whose back cover promised an easy time training a bird to do any number of tasks, but whose pages were mostly filled with useless bird puns. In one section on gaining supplementary income from your bird it actually had the gall (gull?) to say that "selling eggs is an egg-sellent way to make some eggs-tra income". The same egg pun twice in one sentence. Why, the Thraxian critic in me nearly went to the publishing house with torch in hand! Fortunately keener heads prevailed and I instead used my book-sword to chop it into pieces.

After that it was mostly a matter of shouting and crying at the bird in turn until it agreed that we could grudgingly be friends. I'm hoping that the same tactic will eventually get through to Master Bastien.

Written By Dianna

Nov. 5, 2017, 11:53 p.m.(7/13/1007 AR)

Relationship Note on Porter

I've heard a fair few stories about the Brothers Kennex, some more embellished than others. None of them -- not even the more fanciful ones -- included warning that one of them is a giant. I feel this is not a point that should be overlooked.

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