Written By Itzal
June 6, 2018, 9:51 a.m.(12/5/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Sabella
I'm showing the poem.
Written By Itzal
June 6, 2018, 9:44 a.m.(12/5/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Sabella
I accept silver, new musical instruments, or odes dedicated to my greatness.
Written By Itzal
June 6, 2018, 9:42 a.m.(12/5/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Sabella
I am downgrading my mortal offense to grumbling offense due to the suitable amount of compliments offered as tribute.
Written By Itzal
June 6, 2018, 9:36 a.m.(12/5/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Sabella
Wait, that implies that the current performers aren't the best already. I take mortal offense at that!
Written By Itzal
June 6, 2018, 9:34 a.m.(12/5/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Mae
Nice try, I'm not falling for it!
Written By Itzal
June 5, 2018, 8:31 p.m.(12/3/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Sabella
Dearest princess, I do apologize for the distress my absence caused! Fear not, give it but a short while and all memory of my temporary leaving of the city shall be forgotten, replaced with more pleasant memories of amusing commentary and breathtaking songs!
Yes, nothing less.
Yes, nothing less.
Written By Itzal
June 5, 2018, 8:20 p.m.(12/3/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Wylla
I promise to be exactly as I always am, true to myself, and what inspiration Jayus chooses to lend me!
So no tea?
So no tea?
Written By Itzal
June 5, 2018, 7:34 p.m.(12/3/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Mae
Scholar, I'm gonna need you to use your big letters for this one.
DEAR SISTER,
I WOULD LIKE TO INFORM YOU THAT I AM A FOUNDING MEMBER OF THE BARD'S COLLEGE. I HAVE A PIN. IT LOOKS GREAT ON MY COAT.
HAVE YOU FOUNDED A BARD'S COLLEGE? NO, YOU DID NOT.
I HAVE AMOUNTED TO SOMETHING IN MY LIFE.
OF COURSE I LOVE HER WHY DO YOU ASK ME SCHOLAR wait were you still using the big letters for that last part?
DEAR SISTER,
I WOULD LIKE TO INFORM YOU THAT I AM A FOUNDING MEMBER OF THE BARD'S COLLEGE. I HAVE A PIN. IT LOOKS GREAT ON MY COAT.
HAVE YOU FOUNDED A BARD'S COLLEGE? NO, YOU DID NOT.
I HAVE AMOUNTED TO SOMETHING IN MY LIFE.
OF COURSE I LOVE HER WHY DO YOU ASK ME SCHOLAR wait were you still using the big letters for that last part?
Written By Itzal
June 5, 2018, 7:30 p.m.(12/3/1008 AR)
Now, I know what you want to say. "Itzal! It's been so long! My life was lost without your witty and entertaining journals! Where have you been? How could you leave us in the cold and dark?"
Let me first say I never left, I was always in your heart, merely content with biding my time before making a triumphant return!
So yes I'm back. Everyone can rejoice now! So what did I miss?
My that's a lot of dead people.
Let me first say I never left, I was always in your heart, merely content with biding my time before making a triumphant return!
So yes I'm back. Everyone can rejoice now! So what did I miss?
My that's a lot of dead people.
Written By Itzal
May 30, 2018, 2:35 p.m.(11/16/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Mae
Let it be known that upon her death, a memorial shall be built in honour of my sister, where all of her artwork, especially the artwork, shall be exposed for the world to see.
The only way for Mae to avoid such is to change her will. Or not die.
The only way for Mae to avoid such is to change her will. Or not die.
Written By Itzal
May 10, 2018, 11:11 a.m.(9/18/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Mae
Maybe drinking more will make it better!
Written By Itzal
May 8, 2018, 9:06 p.m.(9/15/1008 AR)
Probably never written, but performed by Itzal Culler somewhere, at some point. One thing's for certain, the man was drunk. Very, very drunk.
I know of a tavern not far from here
Where you can get some mighty fine beer
The company's true and the lasses are pretty
It's the greatest damn place in the whole of the city
If you're looking for crewmates, you'll sure find 'em there
Cutthroats and lowlifes and worse I should dare
Ol' Mae don't care who comes to her inn
It's a den of debauchery violence and sin
So come take a drink and drown your sorrows
And all of our fears will be gone till tomorrow
We'll have no regrets and live for the day
In Mae's Murder of Crows
If you're looking to go on a glorious quest
There's a man there who knows of an old treasure chest
For some pieces of eithe an a tankard of ale
He'll show you the map and tell you it's tale
And then there's Mae, the lovely barmaiden
She may be old but her beauty ain't fading
Ol' Mae don't care who comes to her inn
It's a den of debauchery violence and sin
So come take a drink and drown your sorrows
And all of our fears will be gone till tomorrow
We'll have no regrets and live for the day
In Mae's Murder of Crows
((Original song by Alestorm - Nancy the Tavern Wench. There's only so much effort I'll put in a joke song!))
I know of a tavern not far from here
Where you can get some mighty fine beer
The company's true and the lasses are pretty
It's the greatest damn place in the whole of the city
If you're looking for crewmates, you'll sure find 'em there
Cutthroats and lowlifes and worse I should dare
Ol' Mae don't care who comes to her inn
It's a den of debauchery violence and sin
So come take a drink and drown your sorrows
And all of our fears will be gone till tomorrow
We'll have no regrets and live for the day
In Mae's Murder of Crows
If you're looking to go on a glorious quest
There's a man there who knows of an old treasure chest
For some pieces of eithe an a tankard of ale
He'll show you the map and tell you it's tale
And then there's Mae, the lovely barmaiden
She may be old but her beauty ain't fading
Ol' Mae don't care who comes to her inn
It's a den of debauchery violence and sin
So come take a drink and drown your sorrows
And all of our fears will be gone till tomorrow
We'll have no regrets and live for the day
In Mae's Murder of Crows
((Original song by Alestorm - Nancy the Tavern Wench. There's only so much effort I'll put in a joke song!))
Written By Itzal
May 8, 2018, 8:58 p.m.(9/15/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Mae
Oh good, she's feeling better!
False alarm, believe Mae, she speaks the truth!
And I'm happy just fine with my music, thank you. No need to worry on my account!
False alarm, believe Mae, she speaks the truth!
And I'm happy just fine with my music, thank you. No need to worry on my account!
Written By Itzal
May 8, 2018, 6:38 p.m.(9/15/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Thena
I knew I could count on you as a bastion of truth and honesty in regards to my character.
Written By Itzal
May 8, 2018, 6:08 p.m.(9/15/1008 AR)
Since it has come up, allow me to clarify.
No, I'm not a womanizer with an endless list of current lovers. These are but jealous lies propagated by those who would see song and music die so that their pathetic vanity might be appeased. They, to put it plainly, hate Jayus.
If Mae tries to support their vile insinuations, know that she fell down a couple of flights of stairs recently. On her head. Every single step. It's confused the poor dear some, and as such she should be forgiven.
No, I'm not a womanizer with an endless list of current lovers. These are but jealous lies propagated by those who would see song and music die so that their pathetic vanity might be appeased. They, to put it plainly, hate Jayus.
If Mae tries to support their vile insinuations, know that she fell down a couple of flights of stairs recently. On her head. Every single step. It's confused the poor dear some, and as such she should be forgiven.
Written By Itzal
May 8, 2018, 4:37 p.m.(9/15/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Eirene
This just in, Lady Eirene requests more stupid songs about her. Citizens of Arx, do not disappoint.
Written By Itzal
May 8, 2018, 4:36 p.m.(9/15/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Jonathan
Oh so THAT'S what he meant about his finger!
Written By Itzal
May 8, 2018, 3:20 p.m.(9/15/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Orazio
Maybe if I put it into song they'll actually take the time to listen.
Written By Itzal
May 8, 2018, 2:59 p.m.(9/15/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Thena
I've an idea. Make it a game for kids! He or she who withstands the disappointed look of Big Daddy O will have proven their courage as the bravest kid in the whole city!
Written By Itzal
May 8, 2018, 2:57 p.m.(9/15/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Jonathan
Congratulations on growing back your finger! You show those skeptics!
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