Written By Raymesin
Sept. 27, 2020, 8:31 a.m.(2/7/1014 AR)
Relationship Note on Tanith
If anyone hugs my wife when she doesn't want it, she's perfectly capable of making them regret it without calling on me. And I just love that about her.
I don't recommend anyone upset her enough that she does call on me to deal with it.
I don't recommend anyone upset her enough that she does call on me to deal with it.
Written By Hamish
Sept. 26, 2020, 11:24 p.m.(2/6/1014 AR)
Relationship Note on Tanith
I'm very proud of what Mistress Tanith Grayhope has already done for the discipleship of our Queen of Endings, which is why I am happy to say that she has been made our new (third, chronologically) First Harlequin.
While her specialties are catching babies and warm hugs, I'd strongly encourage people to get permission before throwing either her way.
While her specialties are catching babies and warm hugs, I'd strongly encourage people to get permission before throwing either her way.
Written By Hamish
Aug. 29, 2020, 2:10 a.m.(12/5/1013 AR)
Relationship Note on Tanith
It's fine.
Sometimes people eat spiders. Often in their sleep!
And sometimes spiders eat people. Usually both are awake when that happens.
Sometimes people eat spiders. Often in their sleep!
And sometimes spiders eat people. Usually both are awake when that happens.
Written By Sydney
Aug. 14, 2020, 6:14 p.m.(11/4/1013 AR)
Relationship Note on Tanith
I'd hardly call that a negative trait.
Some sap is dark, sugary, and delicious.
Some sap is dark, sugary, and delicious.
Written By Hamish
Aug. 9, 2020, 10:50 a.m.(10/21/1013 AR)
Relationship Note on Tanith
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
No pain, no gain.
Who dares wins.
Sometimes the juice is worth the squeeze.
I could keep going. I came up with all of these. I am very wise.
No pain, no gain.
Who dares wins.
Sometimes the juice is worth the squeeze.
I could keep going. I came up with all of these. I am very wise.
Written By Mabelle
July 28, 2020, 12:13 a.m.(9/25/1013 AR)
Relationship Note on Tanith
It seems the winner of my cookie contest owns a bakery in the lowers named 'The Salacious Baker'.
I have recieved some samples and I can assure you that Cupcake will be visiting it occasionally to add to the selection of her cookie baskets.
Expect some variation in your daily cookie portion!
I have recieved some samples and I can assure you that Cupcake will be visiting it occasionally to add to the selection of her cookie baskets.
Expect some variation in your daily cookie portion!
Written By Sydney
July 6, 2020, 10:11 p.m.(8/10/1013 AR)
Relationship Note on Tanith
I believe I've stolen the affections of your dog.
Looked utterly reluctant to leave when the meeting wrapped up. Please remind him that nurture isn't in my nature - I just give scritches.
Looked utterly reluctant to leave when the meeting wrapped up. Please remind him that nurture isn't in my nature - I just give scritches.
Written By Sydney
June 27, 2020, 10:01 p.m.(7/20/1013 AR)
Relationship Note on Tanith
There is something that needs to be said, and I have not had the platform to say so.
Too much chocolate in the cookies. Too much - especially for this heat. It makes eating them an absolute mess. Who makes things with chocolate when it's sweltering like this?
...send more. A few melted.
Too much chocolate in the cookies. Too much - especially for this heat. It makes eating them an absolute mess. Who makes things with chocolate when it's sweltering like this?
...send more. A few melted.
Written By Svana
May 26, 2020, 9:43 p.m.(5/12/1013 AR)
Relationship Note on Tanith
I found myself wandering in the Lowers, as one does, to Tanith's bakery. Now, the Salacious Baker always has the best goodies in stock and I know that Miss Tanith makes them with love. Even before I got with child I loved eating her sweets. But there are also books for sale there. I was surprised when I happened upon a new series much like the Salacious Baron! These are more lascivious in nature, however... I do recommend stopping by the bakery and purchasing some of Tanith's baked goods, and maybe purchasing the books as well if you liked the Salacious Baker! ...These are even more titillating if I do say so myself.
Written By Austen
May 2, 2020, 6:48 a.m.(3/19/1013 AR)
Relationship Note on Tanith
No job is worth doing unless it's done properly, I was always taught. I must thank you gratefully for the hospitality, the cake, and the many kind words shared with both you and Raymesin.
Should you ever need me, you have but to send word.
Should you ever need me, you have but to send word.
Written By Corrigan
April 19, 2020, 6:27 p.m.(2/22/1013 AR)
Relationship Note on Tanith
Not the worst party I've been to. Shame about the ending, but I guess it's inevitable in certain company.
Congratulations, I guess.
Congratulations, I guess.
Written By Corrigan
April 15, 2020, 4:13 p.m.(2/14/1013 AR)
Relationship Note on Tanith
My cousin's talking nonsense. Tan's sense of humour's famous Arx-wide, and she's known to give free drinks to people who give her funny nicknames.
Written By Corrigan
April 12, 2020, 6:38 p.m.(2/8/1013 AR)
Relationship Note on Tanith
Do not fear, Cousin. I promise not to let your nuptials affect our dynamic whatsoever.
Written By Raymesin
March 24, 2020, 7:52 p.m.(12/26/1012 AR)
Relationship Note on Tanith
We've known each other a long time, you and me.
Written By Corrigan
March 18, 2020, 1:24 p.m.(12/13/1012 AR)
Relationship Note on Tanith
And you /have/ a giant butt, but you don't hear me bringing it up.
..I have to ask, do you put something in the drinks* that makes everyone at the Murder fixate on the topic of posteriors? First the urchin, now you - I'm genuinely worried, cousin. If there's something bothering you, you know you can tell me. Just send me a message, I'm happy to help.
Unless it's about the size of your rear, of course. That's beyond helping, I'm afraid.
*It would explain the taste, I suppose.
..I have to ask, do you put something in the drinks* that makes everyone at the Murder fixate on the topic of posteriors? First the urchin, now you - I'm genuinely worried, cousin. If there's something bothering you, you know you can tell me. Just send me a message, I'm happy to help.
Unless it's about the size of your rear, of course. That's beyond helping, I'm afraid.
*It would explain the taste, I suppose.
Written By Korka
March 18, 2020, 12:12 p.m.(12/13/1012 AR)
Relationship Note on Tanith
"Butt" isn't the body part I'd go with to describe Corrigan, but then again "giant" would definitely not apply in that case.
Written By Aureth
March 18, 2020, 11:02 a.m.(12/13/1012 AR)
Relationship Note on Tanith
I've never had a bag of rabbit testicles but I suppose you could try frying them in oil.
Written By Corrigan
March 17, 2020, 9:26 p.m.(12/12/1012 AR)
Relationship Note on Tanith
Stick to pots and pans. Much more aerodynamic.
Written By Sydney
Feb. 29, 2020, 12:13 a.m.(11/4/1012 AR)
Relationship Note on Tanith
But her cooking gave all men the shits.
But she cut all her lovers to bits.
...
Perhaps your drunken limericks are not as helped by my attempts to finish them whilst in a foul mood as I'd hoped.
But she cut all her lovers to bits.
...
Perhaps your drunken limericks are not as helped by my attempts to finish them whilst in a foul mood as I'd hoped.
Written By Aureth
Feb. 5, 2020, 3:13 p.m.(9.368827298280424/14.654328703703705/1012.6974022748567 AR)
Relationship Note on Tanith
You don't know the half of it.
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