Written By Godric
Nov. 6, 2022, 1:05 a.m.(10/24/1018 AR)
I've heard that one out of every four reserved moods is false. When you've gathered four coys, you'll need to alphabetize them. A. Coy, B. Coy, C. Coy --
And D. Coy.
And D. Coy.
Written By Godric
June 14, 2020, 1:05 p.m.(6/22/1013 AR)
Relationship Note on Kaia
Ask what brew Princess Marian and Lady Zoey get from the Mercier shop? Mostly peppermint. You'll need it.
Written By Godric
June 4, 2020, 1:35 p.m.(6/2/1013 AR)
All right - fine, fine. I have a story. Once, when I was far younger - stupider - and real wet behind the ears I heard a story from another old doctor that told me he was called to the bedside of someone from Pridehall that had attended a Mourning Isles feast. This Lord, you see, couldn't stop eating. Apparently he gorged himself on an exotic seafood - eels perhaps, maybe lamprey. I don't remember. He ate against the advice of that old doctor. Then, he complained of stomach pain - took to bed - and died.
Know what the doctor told me then?
No, he said - it wasn't a lamprey. It was an eel. It was a moray.
Know what the doctor told me then?
No, he said - it wasn't a lamprey. It was an eel. It was a moray.
Written By Godric
May 27, 2020, 5:38 a.m.(5/13/1013 AR)
What in the ever-loving fuck is wrong with the nobility these days?
Written By Godric
Feb. 20, 2019, 9:17 a.m.(8/9/1010 AR)
Relationship Note on Thena
Should I start the cupcake delivery again? Asking for Cujo.
Written By Godric
Jan. 18, 2019, 9:33 a.m.(5/19/1010 AR)
I'm just the guy who studies the dead bodies, but I feel like I have a good handle on our options.
1) We're fucked
2) We're fucked
3) We're fucked
But at least with one of those fucking options, we get to fuck ourselves instead of letting foreign nation-states work us over. I'll go with that one.
1) We're fucked
2) We're fucked
3) We're fucked
But at least with one of those fucking options, we get to fuck ourselves instead of letting foreign nation-states work us over. I'll go with that one.
Written By Godric
Nov. 25, 2018, 4:05 p.m.(1/22/1010 AR)
I'm not trying to shame anyone for what they like to do in private... or public. Or privately public? Whatever. But pick up your gods damned underwear afterwards. That is so unsanitary
Written By Godric
Oct. 2, 2018, 3:58 p.m.(9/16/1009 AR)
Relationship Note on Thena
I did not say I don't believe you. I CAN READ OKAY. Sometimes I just need to read twice.
Written By Godric
Sept. 27, 2018, 11:13 p.m.(9/7/1009 AR)
Relationship Note on Thena
So I went to this shop, annnnd there was nothing remotely frightening in it. I'm starting to wonder if the location of that lemon balm we picked was really the best decision.
Written By Godric
Sept. 18, 2018, 3:46 p.m.(8/16/1009 AR)
Relationship Note on Thena
Pretty sure it's not me! At least, I hope it's not me. You have a lot of weapons.
Written By Godric
Sept. 16, 2018, 1:59 p.m.(8/12/1009 AR)
No scholar, I have no idea why any of the Confessors would look horrified because I was humming on my way in to drop off paperwork this morning. Stop looking at me like that!
Written By Godric
Sept. 10, 2018, 2:22 p.m.(7/26/1009 AR)
It's like you're asking me not to breathe, Elloise!
And not dying a horrible death is a good thing, I will concede that. Even if I note, Thena, you didn't say that you solved the mystery of the mystery.
You're both going to make me drink.
And not dying a horrible death is a good thing, I will concede that. Even if I note, Thena, you didn't say that you solved the mystery of the mystery.
You're both going to make me drink.
Written By Godric
Sept. 10, 2018, 2:03 p.m.(7/26/1009 AR)
Relationship Note on Elloise
It's not THAT secret. And it still makes no sense; how many /good/ rewards do people get for solving mysteries these days I ask you.
Written By Godric
Sept. 10, 2018, 1:25 p.m.(7/26/1009 AR)
Relationship Note on Candace
Do you need some medical help?
Written By Godric
Sept. 4, 2018, 2:50 p.m.(7/14/1009 AR)
Remember, if you get extremely sick from eating foods you are unfamiliar with that turn out to be poisonous? The Mercies are there for you. They have a wellspring of patience I just can't fathom.
Written By Godric
Aug. 27, 2018, 6:51 p.m.(6/22/1009 AR)
Relationship Note on Reigna
I could tell you stories of things found during an autopsy (without fealty naming!) that would surely make a person shudder.
I have sometimes been tempted to write stupidity as cause of death.
I have sometimes been tempted to write stupidity as cause of death.
Written By Godric
Aug. 27, 2018, 9:40 a.m.(6/21/1009 AR)
I'm going to have to really do this, aren't I? This pains me, it really does. But if anyone has some good corpse puns, please feel free to send them my way.
The scholar better stop looking at me funny, too.
The scholar better stop looking at me funny, too.
Written By Godric
Aug. 14, 2018, 9:59 a.m.(5/23/1009 AR)
Relationship Note on Elloise
You're welcome.
Tomorrow you get to clean the scorched flesh from bones so we can test it! I'll bring pie for afterwards.
Tomorrow you get to clean the scorched flesh from bones so we can test it! I'll bring pie for afterwards.
Written By Godric
Aug. 11, 2018, 8:16 p.m.(5/18/1009 AR)
Fucking disease. At least Fairchild is now at peace.
Written By Godric
July 18, 2018, 2:28 p.m.(3/19/1009 AR)
Relationship Note on Aureth
Honestly? Me too. It feels like a real ale and chips moment.
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