Written By Donaldo
April 1, 2018, 10:03 p.m.(6/22/1008 AR)
I think what I am familiar with is choosing this path and then that one, with little long term regard.
This time around, the path chose me.
Until it seems it didn't.
Written By Donaldo
March 25, 2018, 8:08 p.m.(6/5/1008 AR)
I travel and I see such marvelous things and I am thankful.
I have seen terrible things now as well, and it makes me wonder...
Maybe I do not need to travel so much anymore?
Written By Donaldo
March 18, 2018, 3:03 p.m.(5/19/1008 AR)
I have not had much need for real armor in my life, and her team has done me a great service.
The newest piece, my Lycene Plait Bracers, are a true work of art.
I shall do my best not to scuff them!
Written By Donaldo
March 11, 2018, 4:03 p.m.(5/5/1008 AR)
This one concerns a particular tribe of Shav from the north.
The shav man stumbles his way outside after having too much to drink, and he lays down to sleep near a common path.
In the morning, as he is snoring away his stupor, two young girls of the compact find him as they take a ride through the woods.
With wonderment one asks the other, "That shav man, do you think it is true they do not wear anything under their kilts?"
The second young woman decides to check, and to their surprise the immodest Shav indeed has nothing but what the gods had blessed him with at his birth.
After a fit of giggles the girls decide to leave the Shav man a gift, and so one of them lets down her hair and uses that blue ribbon to tie a pretty wee bow around what they've found before they ride back to town.
After noon, when the Shav finally wakes to give back what he has taken from the bottle, he discovers with shock the gift the young women have left him.
Bewildered, he exclaims, "My little friend, I do not know where you have been, but I am glad to see you have taken first prize!"
And that, scholars and historians of tomorrow, is why I never drink alone even if I do prefer trousers.
Written By Donaldo
March 4, 2018, 7:57 p.m.(4/20/1008 AR)
They do not want to speak with me for long, just some polite conversation and then rejection, he said.
I suggested he take a medium sized yam and place that in his pants, and see if that does not change his luck.
He came to me in a rage, pointing at his pants and saying my suggestion had only made things worse!
Now the ladies at court would not talk to him at all!
My dear friend, I said laughing, you are meant to place the yam in the FRONT of your pants!
Written By Donaldo
Feb. 24, 2018, 9:31 p.m.(4/4/1008 AR)
He was telling me that he does not feel like he has been sailing more years than I have been alive.
I could not believe him and asked him how that could be.
Time flies when you are having rum, he said.
Written By Donaldo
Feb. 18, 2018, 11:45 p.m.(3/20/1008 AR)
I do not know that I grasp what the outcome was, what is good or what is bad to write.
I think I will spend more time reading, and less time writing.
Written By Donaldo
Feb. 11, 2018, 11:24 p.m.(2/28/1008 AR)
Written By Donaldo
Feb. 11, 2018, 5:23 p.m.(2/27/1008 AR)
His name is Giordino.
I am told I can not just call him a guard.
Sorry Giordino.
Written By Donaldo
Feb. 11, 2018, 4:01 p.m.(2/27/1008 AR)
Well not like on me like I am under guard but to protect me.
A guard.
In the city.
When did I ever have a guard at sea or in the wilds?
Written By Donaldo
Feb. 4, 2018, 10:55 p.m.(2/14/1008 AR)
I will have to be sure I do not miss the chance to meet with more of my fellows.
Written By Donaldo
Jan. 28, 2018, 10:53 p.m.(1/20/1008 AR)
I stayed the night ones in a farmhouse to escape the rain thanks to the generosity of some locals.
In the morning after eating, I offered to help mend some of the fences damaged by the storm while the hands were busy rounding up some horse who got out by jumping some of the low points in the broken fence.
I noticed that none of their diary cows had escaped, and wondered if they couldn't jump at all.
"They can." The farmer said, "Just not as well as the horses. Still, we need to mend these fences before they get any ideas."
Well we went along patching things up and would you guess that a young calf did get the idea and did decide to jump the fence. It was the most loving and affectionate animal on the farm, and responded very well to being rubbed and pet like you would a dog.
His mother, who was much larger, seemed to be inspired or jealous, I do not know which, but she came hustling to the same low point and jumped with all her might. To my great surprise her head cleared the fence, and her front hoofs after that but then...
Well, this is a long story and I am not a book writer, but suffice it to say that what happened next was a complete and udder disaster.
Written By Donaldo
Jan. 27, 2018, 10:28 p.m.(1/18/1008 AR)
I am a coffee cherry flower. Easily.
Written By Donaldo
Jan. 27, 2018, 9:50 p.m.(1/18/1008 AR)
They stopped me and asked about specific whites and flowers.
A great tragedy to compare our women to flowers, yet they compare themselves. Stars seems to be a fair comparison and that is allowed but I do not know why.
These are the luxuries we enjoy in the city. No one cares what they are called or compared to when we huddle for warmth in a mountain pass or sharing rations at sea.
I hope I am never so long in civilization that I begin to worry so much about things that do not matter.
Written By Donaldo
Jan. 21, 2018, 4:16 a.m.(1/5/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Thena
I hope it does not ruin the story for me to admit that I only heard it on a ship once, and that I have some reason to believe it may not be entirely true.
Written By Donaldo
Jan. 20, 2018, 11:35 p.m.(1/4/1008 AR)
Down near the Lycene Split there is a ranch and one day a young hot-shot inquisitor came calling.
"I want to inspect your fields for abyssal influence and heresy." The inquisitor tells the noble family that owns the ranch.
"That is fine and good, just do not go into that paddock over there." Warned the family's matriarch.
The inquisitor, thinking the family has something to hide, jumps at the chance to use his new authority.
"Lady, I am an inquisitor of the crown, do you see this badge on my cloak? It gives me the authority to inspect any field, pen, or paddock I like!"
The matriarch bows to the inquisitor and and tries to warn him a second time, "That is well and good sir, but you still can not go into that paddock."
The inquisitor slams his badge on the family table and shouts, "I can and I will!"
He stomps off and, with the help of one of the ranch hands, mounts the fence and drops onto the other side, off in a huff in his search of the abyssal shrine he is now sure the family is trying to conceal on their property.
Minutes later the Matriarch finds the ranch hand rushing to open the paddock gate as the inquisitor runs screaming, battered and bloody, with a giant bull close at heel, "Open the gate! Hurry!" he calls out
The matriarch stops her hand from opening the gate and shouts back, "Just show him your badge!"
Written By Donaldo
Jan. 14, 2018, 11:59 p.m.(12/20/1007 AR)
They tell me it is good for us.
How do people focus enough to write more than one of these a month when they are not traveling?
What is there to write about that is worth sharing?
"Went to the inn today for my meals."
Where do we draw the line between worth reading, and worth keeping private?
Written By Donaldo
Jan. 8, 2018, 12:31 a.m.(12/4/1007 AR)
Written By Donaldo
Jan. 5, 2018, 4:07 a.m.(11/27/1007 AR)
Written By Donaldo
Dec. 30, 2017, 5:16 a.m.(11/13/1007 AR)
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