Written By Adora
Jan. 20, 2019, 1:14 p.m.(6/4/1010 AR)
Seems the only people these big changes will actually change anything for are the silks. Surprise, surprise.
Written By Adora
Jan. 17, 2019, 8:22 a.m.(5/17/1010 AR)
Relationship Note on Valenzo
CROCODILES
Written By Adora
Jan. 16, 2019, 5:16 p.m.(5/16/1010 AR)
Just a reminder that Bell Bookcases and Cabinets sells caskets.
Written By Adora
Jan. 10, 2019, 11:45 a.m.(5/2/1010 AR)
Oh no, some people that wanted to kill us all got killed. If this wasn't required I'd be staying clear of here for at least a week while everyone hand wrings and flings accusations yet does fucking nothing about anything. So fucking tedious.
Written By Adora
Jan. 6, 2019, 6:31 p.m.(4/23/1010 AR)
Relationship Note on Kenna
He should be so lucky. I would never marry a soft and pampered silk like that.
He's just too nice.
He's just too nice.
Written By Adora
Jan. 4, 2019, 2:13 p.m.(4/19/1010 AR)
I should ask Mistress Aurora if she's getting a lot of threats since reading comprehension doesn't appear to be high on the Culler skill list
Written By Adora
Jan. 3, 2019, 11:30 a.m.(4/16/1010 AR)
Grayhopes are fucking awful, but they're not as bad as fucking Cullers.
Written By Adora
Dec. 22, 2018, 11:26 p.m.(3/21/1010 AR)
The best cure for a broken heart is to spend your silver as quickly as possible. Bell Bookcases and Cabinets is extending our hours so all the broken hearted silks in the city can come find a bed they can sleep alone in or a wardrobe with fewer drawers.
Just don't fucking cry at me about it. I do not care.
Just don't fucking cry at me about it. I do not care.
Written By Adora
Dec. 16, 2018, 10:07 p.m.(3/9/1010 AR)
Relationship Note on Gilroy
You're an idiot.
Written By Adora
Dec. 15, 2018, 11:45 p.m.(3/7/1010 AR)
The scholar I'm talking to thought that meant I would build you a bookcase.
That is NOT what I meant.
That is NOT what I meant.
Written By Adora
Dec. 15, 2018, 11:45 p.m.(3/7/1010 AR)
Someone told me they were going to write in my name for the Commoner's Waste of Time. So, let me make myself clear:
If you do this I will hunt you down and show you how good I am with my tools.
If you do this I will hunt you down and show you how good I am with my tools.
Written By Adora
Dec. 9, 2018, 7:34 p.m.(2/22/1010 AR)
No, I didn't really put my name in for the fucking Commoner's Council stop sending me your petition ideas I DON'T CARE!
Written By Adora
Dec. 9, 2018, 7:32 p.m.(2/22/1010 AR)
I submitted my name for the Commoner's Council because I care very much about the plight of the downtrodden of Arx or at least that's what I like to write about in these journals and tell people over and fucking over when they never asked really what I like is hearing myself talk and having people praise me for talking about things rather than actually doing anything and I'm looking forward to being in a room where other people also enjoy that as we try to outdo each other instead of actually enacting fucking change when people are freezing to death in their beds while we argue amiably over Crown provided food and drink at our stupid fucking meetings.
You know how far that two hundred and fifty silver application fee can go in the Lowers? Joining the Commoner's Council is never going to raise you above your fucking station as a commoner. Your voice is never going to be heard. No one fucking cares beyond being able to pat themselves on the back to say they're talking about one day maybe thinking about people below their own station. And we love to talk a big game about how the nobles only pay attention to us when they want to make themselves feel good, but shit like this is the same thing on a lower scale. Go ahead, let them pat you on the head and hear your very well thought out positions.
It won't make a fuck of difference to those that need it.
You know how far that two hundred and fifty silver application fee can go in the Lowers? Joining the Commoner's Council is never going to raise you above your fucking station as a commoner. Your voice is never going to be heard. No one fucking cares beyond being able to pat themselves on the back to say they're talking about one day maybe thinking about people below their own station. And we love to talk a big game about how the nobles only pay attention to us when they want to make themselves feel good, but shit like this is the same thing on a lower scale. Go ahead, let them pat you on the head and hear your very well thought out positions.
It won't make a fuck of difference to those that need it.
Written By Adora
Nov. 29, 2018, 8:26 a.m.(2/1/1010 AR)
I've been making things and selling them.
You're welcome future layabouts with nothing better to do than read this shit.
You're welcome future layabouts with nothing better to do than read this shit.
Written By Adora
Nov. 16, 2018, 12:12 p.m.(1/3/1010 AR)
We make caskets.
Seems relevant.
Seems relevant.
Written By Adora
Oct. 20, 2018, 2:51 p.m.(11/2/1009 AR)
Bards are the fucking worst.
Written By Adora
Oct. 1, 2018, 10:18 a.m.(9/13/1009 AR)
Relationship Note on Lys
And where are you planning on being buried?
In case one might want to pay their respects.
In case one might want to pay their respects.
Written By Adora
Sept. 19, 2018, 4:13 p.m.(8/18/1009 AR)
Relationship Note on Quenia
Collect alcohol. Silks love drinking expensive shit, right? And I just so happen to stock liquor cabinets in my shop. Best liquor cabinets you'll ever see. Your bottles will be prematurely aging themselves to sit on my shelves.
I also have beer, but I don't recommend it unless you really, really hate your life.
Gods, dad, don't send me a messenger if you're reading this and we both know you fucking are.
I also have beer, but I don't recommend it unless you really, really hate your life.
Gods, dad, don't send me a messenger if you're reading this and we both know you fucking are.
Written By Adora
Sept. 6, 2018, 3:35 p.m.(7/18/1009 AR)
Bell Bookcases and Cabinets is here for all of your "I really fucked up again and need a gift FAST" needs. Our woodworking skills are second to none and you don't need a dictionary to understand our ads.
No cautions. Come in and buy before they're gone.
Just restocked Redrain bears and Valardin dragons.
No cautions. Come in and buy before they're gone.
Just restocked Redrain bears and Valardin dragons.
Written By Adora
Sept. 6, 2018, 11:34 a.m.(7/17/1009 AR)
Did the Tangled Skein forget your order? At Bell Bookcases and Cabinets we never forget orders. Because we're the gods damn best. We don't pick and choose as to what inspires us, all of our wares are fucking amazing.
And delivered on time.
So come on down to Bell Bookcases and Cabinets if you want the best furniture and knickknacks for gift giving day that your family and friends will shit themselves over*.
*Bell Bookcases and Cabinets does not accept refunds nor does it offer cleaning services.
And delivered on time.
So come on down to Bell Bookcases and Cabinets if you want the best furniture and knickknacks for gift giving day that your family and friends will shit themselves over*.
*Bell Bookcases and Cabinets does not accept refunds nor does it offer cleaning services.
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