Written By Magpie
March 29, 2017, 10:02 p.m.(3/6/1006 AR)
If we don't want to break the wheel and we want to keep the Bringers away from the Pit... I have a new idea!
How about wheels made of the finest metals? They will be so strong that nothing can break them. Then we affix to a cart, throw the Bringers on it, and send them on their way...
No broken Wheels. No Bringers. So much winning.
How about wheels made of the finest metals? They will be so strong that nothing can break them. Then we affix to a cart, throw the Bringers on it, and send them on their way...
No broken Wheels. No Bringers. So much winning.
Written By Magpie
March 29, 2017, 1:24 p.m.(3/6/1006 AR)
Oh, sorry Aureth, my bad. I didn't think anyone actually read these.
Don't listen to me. Listen to Aureth. He knows what he's talking about. I'm just bored because my boat is broken.
Do NOT bring the Bringers to the Pit.
Take them out to dinner.
Take them for a romantic walk by the river, but whatever you do, don't bring them to the Pit.
Don't listen to me. Listen to Aureth. He knows what he's talking about. I'm just bored because my boat is broken.
Do NOT bring the Bringers to the Pit.
Take them out to dinner.
Take them for a romantic walk by the river, but whatever you do, don't bring them to the Pit.
Written By Magpie
March 28, 2017, 11:21 p.m.(3/5/1006 AR)
I'm sure someone already thought of this, but I was sitting outside the graveyard enjoying a nice bit of stale bread and a free bowl of soup from the clinic (I'll return the bowl later) and I got to thinking about the Pit. If a Bringer is stabbed, they seem to turn into dust or something, right? Poof. It's really creepy. But what happens to a Bringer that falls into the Pit? What if we set up a lure... A Bringer-Lure, if you will... and turned the Pit into a Pit TRAP?
We could lay some fake ground over it, lure them on and wheeeeee, down they go! Maybe throw some shav on top to make sure they're good and buried?
How does one lure a Bringer though? Maybe find a princess and put her up on a stick all tied up and calling for help?
Might work.
We could lay some fake ground over it, lure them on and wheeeeee, down they go! Maybe throw some shav on top to make sure they're good and buried?
How does one lure a Bringer though? Maybe find a princess and put her up on a stick all tied up and calling for help?
Might work.
Written By Magpie
March 28, 2017, 7:50 p.m.(3/4/1006 AR)
I am hearing advertisements that there are free swords out there for people that are commoners. I am, in fact, a commoner. Who knew?!.. (Don't answer that.) I also don't have a sword (cough cough *Hana* cough). So. My quandry is this... do I go see Hana about a free sword? Do you think the sword she's making for me will end up being free? (I'm guessing not.) What do I do?!
Tomorrow, I shall seek out a weapon so that I too can look like one tough Bringer-slaying bad-ass.
(Also, Hana, if you're reading this I totally <3 you and please don't cancel my order because I still very much want my dagger/cutlass super combo)
Tomorrow, I shall seek out a weapon so that I too can look like one tough Bringer-slaying bad-ass.
(Also, Hana, if you're reading this I totally <3 you and please don't cancel my order because I still very much want my dagger/cutlass super combo)
Written By Magpie
March 27, 2017, 7:38 a.m.(3/1/1006 AR)
'Be trapped in a city while it's under siege.'
Guess I can cross that off my bucket list.
Guess I can cross that off my bucket list.
Written By Magpie
March 26, 2017, 5:23 p.m.(2/28/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Hana
Hana, if you're reading this, I really hope that means that my sword is done. Otherwise, please stop reading journals and go finish my order!!
By the way, if anyone is giving last-minute, cheap, before-the-army-attacks sword training, I'd love to sign up for that.
By the way, if anyone is giving last-minute, cheap, before-the-army-attacks sword training, I'd love to sign up for that.
Written By Magpie
March 26, 2017, 5:15 p.m.(2/28/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Acacia
Acacia paid me five hundred silver today to sit on her man-servant. (Don't read too much into that, he's no Calaudrin Estardes.)
Easiest money I've ever made.
Well, except for that princess.
Maybe I shouldn't be writing about this in my white journal. Oh well!
Easiest money I've ever made.
Well, except for that princess.
Maybe I shouldn't be writing about this in my white journal. Oh well!
Written By Magpie
March 26, 2017, 4:50 p.m.(2/28/1006 AR)
Free soup at the Commons Medical Clinic right now! FREE. SOUP.
Seriously.
Free.
Seriously.
Free.
Written By Magpie
March 26, 2017, 4:47 p.m.(2/28/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Calaudrin
Dear diary,
Today I can't stop thinking about that strapping guardsman, Calaudrin Estardes. I didn't pay much mind to him, but when I saw him mention me in his journal it just set my heart to pumping in unbridled excitement. Could this be the start of something amazing? Can I find true love in this dark time of shav attacks and Bringers?
Oh, I do hope, dear journal. I do.
Today I can't stop thinking about that strapping guardsman, Calaudrin Estardes. I didn't pay much mind to him, but when I saw him mention me in his journal it just set my heart to pumping in unbridled excitement. Could this be the start of something amazing? Can I find true love in this dark time of shav attacks and Bringers?
Oh, I do hope, dear journal. I do.
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