Written By Serafine
July 18, 2017, 8:45 p.m.(11/11/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Talen
Having had children in the past, and having suffered through the delightful, agonizing joy that is pregnancy, I can say with some measure of truth that pregnant women tend to only throw things at their husbands when said husband's are not putting out.
SO.
Why are you not on that, brother-in-bondage? If you don't start making sweet love to your extra-dimpled, impregnated princess, she's going to start feeling like you don't think she's beautiful whilst swollen with the result of your near-constant 'sowing'. And that just isn't good for anyone.
Seriously. A few climactic bedroom antics several times a week will go a long way in keep the peace, and the injuries to a minimum.
Love,
Serafine
SO.
Why are you not on that, brother-in-bondage? If you don't start making sweet love to your extra-dimpled, impregnated princess, she's going to start feeling like you don't think she's beautiful whilst swollen with the result of your near-constant 'sowing'. And that just isn't good for anyone.
Seriously. A few climactic bedroom antics several times a week will go a long way in keep the peace, and the injuries to a minimum.
Love,
Serafine
Written By Eleyna
June 17, 2017, 9:54 p.m.(9/3/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Talen
I don't remember you protesting that much last night.
Written By Eleyna
June 17, 2017, 9:51 p.m.(9/3/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Talen
The bacon might have been a bit much, I agree. Live and learn.
Written By Isolde
June 10, 2017, 6:59 p.m.(8/17/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Talen
Can anyone repair the headache caused by caused by the balcony-high rapid descent of armor?
Prince Talen, I'm sick and our rooms are across the same hall.
If you don't stop being so clumsy, I'm going to have to see the champion's guild myself.
Prince Talen, I'm sick and our rooms are across the same hall.
If you don't stop being so clumsy, I'm going to have to see the champion's guild myself.
Written By Stefano
June 4, 2017, 5:42 p.m.(8/4/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Talen
Talen Artiglio, something of a scoundrel - but a productive one! Now he's Talen Velenosa and is married to Eleyna. A ward of the Archduke after his father took poison meant for Niccolo, I never knew him that well growing up. He did seem out of place amongst all the princes and princesses but now he's one of them. In title, at least. I'm sure he'll adapt, though.
Written By Serafine
May 27, 2017, 3:51 p.m.(7/15/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Talen
Alright, listen cuntmuffin. I know it was you. It could only have been you. I'm both impressed and disgusted. I hate cats and now they're all over my yard. Bravo, well done, but I swear to all the Gods this was completely uncalled for.
Kitten-weed! In my garden!
You unimaginable -bastard-.
Kitten-weed! In my garden!
You unimaginable -bastard-.
Written By Eleyna
May 24, 2017, 8:22 a.m.(7/9/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Talen
Thanks for leaving absolutely no one in doubt as to why I pay people to put you in the dirt.
Ass.
Ass.
Written By Harper
May 21, 2017, 12:28 p.m.(7/3/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Talen
Dark Prince Patron. You and yer Black Widow Lady are the kinda relationship goals that all like-minded folks should aim for. It's kinda romantic. If serpents and scorpions and spiders could be considered an'such. I'd say so.
Written By Eleyna
May 21, 2017, 11:45 a.m.(7/3/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Talen
From the outside, this marriage looks like madness. I'm perfectly aware of that. I'm also aware of at least two betting pools with odds on who kills who first and how long the marriage actually makes it. I've even heard rumors that some think I was forced into this for some reason.
Maybe it doesn't make sense from the outside, but from my perspective, it's as if I found my match. His jagged edges match mine.
Maybe it doesn't make sense from the outside, but from my perspective, it's as if I found my match. His jagged edges match mine.
Written By Deva
May 2, 2017, 1:41 p.m.(5/20/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Talen
If this is motherhood, I want absolutely nothing to do with it.
Written By Eleyna
May 2, 2017, 8:29 a.m.(5/19/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Talen
I'm not that kind of princess.
Written By Serafine
April 19, 2017, 4:19 p.m.(4/20/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Talen
I really do enjoy this side of my sister you've brought out. Now the whole world can see it and marvel at the adorable, acerbic, witty little twat I've had the pleasure of knowing my whole life.
Written By Serafine
April 18, 2017, 11:55 a.m.(4/18/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Talen
Don't be so sure, those Valardins are some kinky ducks, they taught me a thing or two.
Written By Harper
April 12, 2017, 6:09 p.m.(4/6/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Talen
So, I got my morning exercise and had to endure getting outran by the publicly nicknamed "Dark Prince" of the Velenosa. That's a florid ( Scholar looked that fancy word up for me - instead of the word I wanted to use ) moniker ( another one ) if I'd ever heard of one. But, he can fight. And it's no real big secret for me to say that I want to learn how to fight like that. I'll even forget that he's a fancypants royal, mebbe.
He really must be bored if he's willing to take me on.
All I got to to is learn how to speak well. Wait --
I shall endeavor ( another one ) to improve my vocabulary and my enunciation ( another one. )
He really must be bored if he's willing to take me on.
All I got to to is learn how to speak well. Wait --
I shall endeavor ( another one ) to improve my vocabulary and my enunciation ( another one. )
Written By Magpie
April 12, 2017, 1:33 p.m.(4/6/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Talen
I don't know who you are either, but clearly we need to meet. Destiny is telling me we were meant to be the best of friends.
Of course, 'Destiny' is just this combination baker/fortune teller I know who likes to make an extra silver or two by shilling 'fortunes' with her biscuits. I do like her biscuits, though.
Of course, 'Destiny' is just this combination baker/fortune teller I know who likes to make an extra silver or two by shilling 'fortunes' with her biscuits. I do like her biscuits, though.
Written By Eleyna
April 6, 2017, 1:20 p.m.(3/22/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Talen
Oh, but you write nonsense so prettily! How could anyone resist reading?
Written By Mirari
March 29, 2017, 9:37 a.m.(3/5/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Talen
Prince Velenosa claims that he did NOT feed my cat a canary, but I do not believe him. And now Opia is going to demand I feed him canaries!
Written By Serafine
March 26, 2017, 8:13 p.m.(2/28/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Talen
I put it in my backyard. When it warms up, I'm going to turn it into my own private swimming hole.
We'll have a garden party and I'll let you play in it.
We'll have a garden party and I'll let you play in it.
Written By Eleyna
March 26, 2017, 10:57 a.m.(2/27/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Talen
Not many. Then again, it seems they aren't man-babies in the Boroughs, either. Unlike some Velenosan princes of my acquaintance.
Written By Serafine
March 3, 2017, 3:39 p.m.(1/10/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Talen
The nettle was entirely your idea, brother-mine. I was content to just cut at each other until the other one shrieked 'Uncle!' but no, no you had to go and smear your strange sadism (...or is it masochism?) all over the traditional duel.
I'm still quite pleased with your ability to handle the pain, and I will horde this favor until the most opportune time.
I'm still quite pleased with your ability to handle the pain, and I will horde this favor until the most opportune time.
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