Written By Audric
May 29, 2018, 2:30 a.m.(11/13/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Shard
I keep telling you it's way more bearable in the summer if you wear less clothing, and you never listen. You should know that I'm always right by now!
Written By Audric
May 16, 2018, 7:40 a.m.(10/3/1008 AR)
I'm going to Afflua for a little bit. If you need the Few, talk to Shard. If for some reason you need De Lire, Lys is my voice. I'll be back when I'm back. Later, suckers.
Written By Audric
May 8, 2018, 7:02 a.m.(9/14/1008 AR)
Now I have: one spooky castle, mostly unused, except for about five people with the spine to go in. One giant estate, with two others in it. Less haunted. Just large, with the Liar and the Raven. This is weird. I like it.
Written By Audric
May 1, 2018, 3:57 a.m.(8/26/1008 AR)
What a terribly, wonderfully, delightfully busy week!
Written By Audric
April 29, 2018, 1:29 a.m.(8/21/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Isolde
I'm pretty sure you get all that money back in taxes, anyway! So sure! And you haven't needed to pay me to be your -friend- in aaaaages. That was just to make sure I didn't get bored and wander off.
Written By Audric
April 28, 2018, 10:27 a.m.(8/20/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Isolde
Plus side, you and I both know we never actually fucked. Just the cost of my betrayal. I'm not yours anymore, Princess, more's the pity, but I will always be your friend. Should you need me, I have my sword. Should some idiot for some reason try to rabble folks around you, well. It's been a minute. I think I've still god it.
Written By Audric
April 28, 2018, 12:02 a.m.(8/19/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Orathy
Obviously.
Written By Audric
April 27, 2018, 11:51 p.m.(8/19/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Orathy
Oh, so you do your throat-slitting and general murdering in the Lowers, good Orathy? Good to know! I'll keep my people out of your area of operations, if you'd like.
Written By Audric
April 27, 2018, 11:34 p.m.(8/19/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Orathy
If you follow my advice as you've interpreted it, your success is all but guaranteed! Best of luck!
Written By Audric
April 27, 2018, 11:08 p.m.(8/19/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Orathy
When the people you kill are murderers, it works well! Or if they're on the land of people who have your back. Or if you're rich. What, did you expect me to get defensive or be ashamed of what I did? I've done far worse, to far less deserving people, and been paid well for it. So yes. I found the people that killed my friend. And I butchered them, and their friends, I dragged their bodies back to Arx, and I spiked their heads on stakes and left them through the Lyceum ward. I'd say you have my deepest apologies, but you don't. If this offends you, take it as a warning as to what happens when people cross me like this and keep it in the front of your tiny little brain, my dear friend Orathy.
Written By Audric
April 27, 2018, 10:54 p.m.(8/19/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Orathy
I'm from the Boroughs. Someone hurts a friend of mine, they get hurt in return. Some people killed a friend of mine, so I killed them. So, yes. You're entirely correct. My business is war for hire, I do a lot of what people would consider murder. I don't see your point.
Written By Audric
April 27, 2018, 10:48 p.m.(8/19/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Orathy
Absolutely not.
Written By Audric
April 27, 2018, 10:39 p.m.(8/19/1008 AR)
I do love finally taking care of something that's been bugging me for... a long, long time now. Don't listen to anyone who says that revenge doesn't feel fantastic.
Written By Audric
April 23, 2018, 8:41 a.m.(8/9/1008 AR)
Audric's Rules of Being a Sellsword, number... something. Fairly high up there. Scholar, remind me to compile these sometime. If you're ever in a fair fight, you've already fucked up. A fair fight is one where you aren't sure you're going to win. That can mean a lot of things. It can mean arranging a stray arrow to take your foe in the neck, it can mean a flanking force in that copse of trees over there. I've been a soldier all my life, and every fight has boiled down to one thing: who can keep the most cards up their sleeves. Complaining about losing a fair fight is something a loser does to assuage their ego. This isn't even just a sellsword thing: the victor writes the history. When you win, you're in the right. Otherwise, you haven't really won, have you?
Written By Audric
April 18, 2018, 12:30 a.m.(7/26/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Bliss
I'm certain I can come up with a reasonable rate for my second's assistance! I'll start drawing up a contact. What, you didn't think sellswords worked for -free-, did you?
Written By Audric
April 10, 2018, 8:35 a.m.(7/11/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Dominique
Benefit number whatever of employing sellswords: We both don't really have families, and also are so nonchalant about death that we don't worry about such things!
Written By Audric
March 18, 2018, 6:22 a.m.(5/18/1008 AR)
I am increasingly glad the papers of engagement for the Few specify double rates for active combat, triple when there's a supernatural threat, and if there's something larger than twenty feet tall, six times. And people ask why I enjoy fighting so much: it's the money, obviously! ...well, and the fact that fighting terribly dangerous things is really just the sort of fun you don't get anywhere else.
Written By Audric
March 13, 2018, 6:44 a.m.(5/8/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Ann
I shall carve a crest in blood in your name, Princess. Wait, what, that's not what people like to have happen? Shit, I need a really fast horse and a tiny messenger. Actually, that sounds like effort. Sorry about those deaths. They seemed good at the time?
Written By Audric
March 11, 2018, 12:21 p.m.(5/5/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Magpie
Charge triple for your services during active combat scenarios. It makes it a lot easier to stomach.
Written By Audric
March 6, 2018, 9:13 a.m.(4/23/1008 AR)
Relationship Note on Orathy
Everyone knows I'm one of the richest men in the Compact, even before I was a Baron. It's somewhere easily accessible. Come and get it. If you manage it, I won't even make fun of you for being so terminally boring and predictable. Until then, though, extra exclamation points doesn't make you more entertaining. It just makes it seem like you're trying too hard. You are, by the way.
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