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Written By Calista

Oct. 29, 2017, 10:28 p.m.(6/27/1007 AR)

Relationship Note on Talen

Another title for you, my good man. My have you grown since we've first met! Better hire a scribe who will take down all your messengers.

Written By Eleyna

Oct. 29, 2017, 8:11 p.m.(6/27/1007 AR)

Relationship Note on Talen

Oh, you are some kind of 'trophy'. It's like I won the game of 'Do you want to be annoyed for the rest of your life?' and you were the prize.

Written By Valery

Oct. 24, 2017, 6:54 a.m.(6/15/1007 AR)

Relationship Note on Talen

Better not.
A lot of people dislikes mice.

Written By Mae

Oct. 22, 2017, 11:40 p.m.(6/13/1007 AR)

Relationship Note on Talen

I met Prince Talen today (along with this wife). The man speaks of himself as if he's some awful knave, but I don't know that I believe him. I think he reminds me of Magpie? In a good way!

Written By Blacktongue

Oct. 22, 2017, 8:53 p.m.(6/13/1007 AR)

Relationship Note on Talen

Consort? I am still going to call you by the usual nicknames, nephew.

Written By Tikva

Oct. 19, 2017, 12:26 a.m.(6/5/1007 AR)

Relationship Note on Talen

Well, I definitely can't dispute the righteousness of that claim considering where his barony came from.

Written By Eleyna

Oct. 12, 2017, 10:34 p.m.(5/21/1007 AR)

Relationship Note on Talen

I'm surprised that you aren't complaining about Victus having a Serpent when all you have is a Viper.

Here I can help: Something something so unfair something something need to make something bleed.

That sounds about right.

Written By Alarissa

Oct. 12, 2017, 9:28 p.m.(5/21/1007 AR)

Relationship Note on Talen

Prince Talen.

Not a single word I spoke was mis-truth. Would you care to take a ride? You can bring the Princess Eleyna and join me. It would be quite a memorable experience, I am sure.

Written By Darren

Sept. 24, 2017, 8:09 p.m.(4/11/1007 AR)

Relationship Note on Talen

Everyone knows that a baby is not ready for knife fighting until it takes its first step.

Rolling over is a wrestling move and therefore should clearly be celebrated with baby's first bear brawl. Let me know if you want me to find a cub that would be an acceptable match for your little one.

Written By Eleyna

Sept. 24, 2017, 8:04 p.m.(4/11/1007 AR)

Relationship Note on Talen

My husband seems to think that an infant rolling over means he is ready for fighting lessons and needs a knife.

For a three month old.

I believe he is out shopping for one now.

Written By Eleyna

Sept. 11, 2017, 1:47 p.m.(3/12/1007 AR)

Relationship Note on Talen

I might let you call it the asp. Python is a little ambitious, my love.

Written By Eleyna

Sept. 10, 2017, 1:29 p.m.(3/10/1007 AR)

Relationship Note on Talen

A sample of letters I received from Talen while I was busy at a meeting doing Voice business:
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Sent by: Prince Talen Velenosa

He won't stop crying, what do I do.
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Sent by: Prince Talen Velenosa

He puked on Sybilla and now she's asking for a pay rise.
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Sent by: Prince Talen Velenosa

Babies are disgusting.
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Sent by: Prince Talen Velenosa

Nevermind he looked at me and bared his teeth, he's acceptable.
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Sent by: Prince Talen Velenosa

Nevermind, it's because he had swallowed one of your rings and wouldn't let it go.
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Sent by: Prince Talen Velenosa

When are you coming home?
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Sent by: Prince Talen Velenosa

I fed him half of my chicken leg.
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Sent by: Prince Talen Velenosa

He knows what bones are right?
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Sent by: Prince Talen Velenosa

HE DIDN'T CHOKE ON IT
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Sent by: Prince Talen Velenosa

How do you even do it, it's not fair, I don't have tits.
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Jiacomo has discreetly informed you of a message delivered by Sybilla, the Lenosian courtier.

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Sent by: Prince Talen Velenosa

Sybilla said she isn't paid highly enough to do this, she's a respectable courtier and if I ask her one more time she's going to leave.
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Sent by: Prince Talen Velenosa

Also it doesn't work that way, apparently.
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Sent by: Prince Talen Velenosa

Jiacomo isn't even here, you took him? You are cruel.
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Sent by: Prince Talen Velenosa

She's also saying you said you'd poison any wet nurse if they tried to do it, instead of you? Thanks for NOTHING
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Just a glimpse into my life.

Written By Preston

Sept. 3, 2017, 6:04 p.m.(2/21/1007 AR)

Relationship Note on Talen

We have often had bad words to say about one another, but I hope perhaps we have turned a page. Maybe. His company is certainly not terrible, and his dedication is admirable.

Written By Blacktongue

Aug. 27, 2017, 11:24 p.m.(2/8/1007 AR)

Relationship Note on Talen

Did you ever once stop to think it was -I- that needed rescuing from the pandering and flirting, and not the other way around? I am not the inflictor, merely the afflicted. Praise the Gods baby Donato seems to take after his mother.

Written By Eleyna

Aug. 27, 2017, 3:11 p.m.(2/7/1007 AR)

Relationship Note on Talen

You needn't offer marriage advice to anyone, you cur! You are a living, breathing example that better men use on how -not- to treat their wives!

Written By Orazio

Aug. 24, 2017, 12:47 p.m.(2/1/1007 AR)

Relationship Note on Talen

To the Faithful reader:

It is important to remember to clarify the purposes of any substances sent to you before attempting to ingest them. Not all substances can, or should, be ingested by the same means. Tea, for example, should not be smoked. Presumably, other substances would taste rather terrible when boiled in water and drunk. If there is confusion on how to ingest a given material, please consult with either the person who gave it to you, or your local Mercy of Lagoma.

Note: Consulting with Mercies of Lagoma may result in a gentle cuff about the ears for your own good.

Written By Dante

Aug. 13, 2017, 8:49 p.m.(1/7/1007 AR)

Relationship Note on Talen

Although I cannot really yet call him a friend, we have not had much time together, but he is an interesting character whom I'd like to spar one on one with and perhaps make plans to help out the Velenosians.

Written By Eleyna

Aug. 8, 2017, 10:23 p.m.(12/25/1006 AR)

Relationship Note on Talen

I'm not saying that it's not a very lovely, well-made wheelbarrow, but it is STILL A WHEELBARROW.

You could have asked for a lovely litter.

Or perhaps a well-appointed push chair.

But no, you asked for a wheelbarrow.

Do you see why no one bats an eye when I pay people to fight you?

Written By Eleyna

Aug. 8, 2017, 10:01 p.m.(12/25/1006 AR)

Relationship Note on Talen

A wheelbarrow.

You had an ACTUAL wheelbarrow made.

ARE. YOU. SERIOUS?!?

I hate you the most.

Written By Eleyna

July 20, 2017, 9:47 a.m.(11/14/1006 AR)

Relationship Note on Talen

You should count yourself lucky that it's only vases. I could be throwing knives. You would deserve it.

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