Written By Fergus
Aug. 13, 2017, 9:17 p.m.(1/7/1007 AR)
Fun fight. Bit lopsided but that's the fucking drawback of random draw. Gotta go with what you're dealt.
I'm going to sleep now. For a week. Ulf is pretty fucking decent at transcribing shit.
I'm going to sleep now. For a week. Ulf is pretty fucking decent at transcribing shit.
Written By Fergus
Aug. 6, 2017, 5:30 p.m.(12/21/1006 AR)
Went to a party. It was alright.
Beyond owls trying to be suicidal and knock over lamps of hot oil, because that's a brilliant idea.
Drank with Mal and Marian.
Didn't win the gloves. Eh, probably wouldn't wear them anyways.
Good time. Too many people though.
Beyond owls trying to be suicidal and knock over lamps of hot oil, because that's a brilliant idea.
Drank with Mal and Marian.
Didn't win the gloves. Eh, probably wouldn't wear them anyways.
Good time. Too many people though.
Written By Fergus
July 31, 2017, 3:30 a.m.(12/8/1006 AR)
Can't fucking do it.
Can try as hard as I can, but I can't get it back, that edge. Tonight proved it.
Just some asshole who's not as good as everyone thinks he is. Fucking fraud.
I don't deserve this fucking sword.
Can try as hard as I can, but I can't get it back, that edge. Tonight proved it.
Just some asshole who's not as good as everyone thinks he is. Fucking fraud.
I don't deserve this fucking sword.
Written By Fergus
July 26, 2017, 5:13 p.m.(11/27/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Aiden
We fucking get it. Good job. Fantastic.
I swear if you start a trend with that shit, I'm punching so many people in the face.
Fair warning.
I swear if you start a trend with that shit, I'm punching so many people in the face.
Fair warning.
Written By Fergus
July 25, 2017, 2:35 a.m.(11/24/1006 AR)
I was robbed.
Fucking robbed.
Saying it right here, my wife is conspiring with just about everyone to make sure I never win a competition between us.
Fucking robbed.
Saying it right here, my wife is conspiring with just about everyone to make sure I never win a competition between us.
Written By Fergus
July 19, 2017, 1:15 a.m.(11/12/1006 AR)
Thought it was going to be a boring as fuck ceremony at the Valardin. Turns out, I was a bit wrong on that. Sorry about that mess I left on the floor.
Blood looks good on white and blue. Fucking artistic.
Blood looks good on white and blue. Fucking artistic.
Written By Fergus
July 14, 2017, 4:33 p.m.(11/3/1006 AR)
This is a fucking thing now? Smells?
Yeah, fine. Okay.
Whiskey.
Whiskey.
Sword Oil.
Whiskey.
Whatever shit Marian puts in her hair.
Whiskey.
Fresh dirt.
Whiskey.
Yeah, fine. Okay.
Whiskey.
Whiskey.
Sword Oil.
Whiskey.
Whatever shit Marian puts in her hair.
Whiskey.
Fresh dirt.
Whiskey.
Written By Fergus
July 11, 2017, 6:28 p.m.(10/25/1006 AR)
All you fuckers worrying about other people's lives with marriage an shit.
Here's a thought, how about you stick to what you know. Like your own fucking business.
Here's a thought, how about you stick to what you know. Like your own fucking business.
Written By Fergus
July 9, 2017, 7:02 p.m.(10/21/1006 AR)
Been a long time since I've written shit on the people I give a damn about. Never had to, you all know how I feel about you. Shit is mush and not needed. But I'm fucking married now and it put me in a...mood or something. So whatever you read here, take it with a fucking grain of salt. And don't expect me to talk about it. Feel fucking lucky I'm even writing it down.
Freja - The other half of me. Shit, the better half of me. Like looking in a fucking mirror too many times. You had plenty of shit to go through, so did I, if it weren't for you, pretty sure I'd of lost my fucking mind.
Darren - The best of us. Your old man would be proud of you. Still think you smile too much though.
Kieran - Fucking smartass. But someone has to be.
Drea - Auntie Drea. My second mother after we lost ours. Enough said.
Anze - *things are written and scribbled out* Fuck. I don't get you most times. Think you need to pull your head out of your fucking ass when it comes to you and me. Still, you're my brother and I'm there for you. Even if you hate the idea of it.
Calypso - You're a good woman. Don't know what you see in my brother, but it's probably something good. Glad he makes you happy. Be good to him and it'll be a good day to all you sister.
Eirene - Mal Brigadier General Tightpants. Enough said.
Alis - Short Stack. Best non-blooded sister I could ask for.
Edain - Holy fuck, I got idea what to say here. Doesn't drop in a fight for nothing. Need to teach me your tricks.
Kima - Hotty Baroness Miss Hot-Hot. Thanks for helping me get my edge back. Not there yet, but if not for you, I'd be far behind.
Khanne - Still my best friend, despite what you fucking think. Enough said.
Morrighan - Red. I got your back.
Donella - Promise not to be so fucking...eh, alright. Whatever. You'll get another shot, only fair.
Armel - Where'd you go, asshole. Drinking with you an Mal was the best.
Marian - Thank you. You fucking know the rest.
Freja - The other half of me. Shit, the better half of me. Like looking in a fucking mirror too many times. You had plenty of shit to go through, so did I, if it weren't for you, pretty sure I'd of lost my fucking mind.
Darren - The best of us. Your old man would be proud of you. Still think you smile too much though.
Kieran - Fucking smartass. But someone has to be.
Drea - Auntie Drea. My second mother after we lost ours. Enough said.
Anze - *things are written and scribbled out* Fuck. I don't get you most times. Think you need to pull your head out of your fucking ass when it comes to you and me. Still, you're my brother and I'm there for you. Even if you hate the idea of it.
Calypso - You're a good woman. Don't know what you see in my brother, but it's probably something good. Glad he makes you happy. Be good to him and it'll be a good day to all you sister.
Eirene - Mal Brigadier General Tightpants. Enough said.
Alis - Short Stack. Best non-blooded sister I could ask for.
Edain - Holy fuck, I got idea what to say here. Doesn't drop in a fight for nothing. Need to teach me your tricks.
Kima - Hotty Baroness Miss Hot-Hot. Thanks for helping me get my edge back. Not there yet, but if not for you, I'd be far behind.
Khanne - Still my best friend, despite what you fucking think. Enough said.
Morrighan - Red. I got your back.
Donella - Promise not to be so fucking...eh, alright. Whatever. You'll get another shot, only fair.
Armel - Where'd you go, asshole. Drinking with you an Mal was the best.
Marian - Thank you. You fucking know the rest.
Written By Fergus
July 8, 2017, 3:19 p.m.(10/19/1006 AR)
I almost slept through my own wedding today.
I drank so fucking much last night.
I drank so fucking much last night.
Written By Fergus
July 2, 2017, 10:08 p.m.(10/7/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Marian
Won't forget what you did today.
Ever.
Ever.
Written By Fergus
July 2, 2017, 10:08 p.m.(10/7/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Roland
You did good. Not too many could go toe to toe and blow for blow with Marian.
She picked right in next Sword of Sanctum.
The burden isn't always the best one to bear, you gotta have the shoulders for it. And not a lot of people really get what it takes to be Sword, so I'd call it an exclusive fucking club. But from what I've seen from you, you'll do fucking alright.
She picked right in next Sword of Sanctum.
The burden isn't always the best one to bear, you gotta have the shoulders for it. And not a lot of people really get what it takes to be Sword, so I'd call it an exclusive fucking club. But from what I've seen from you, you'll do fucking alright.
Written By Fergus
June 30, 2017, 5:44 p.m.(10/3/1006 AR)
Whiskey does not taste like a moose taint, you fuckers.
Short Stack is just afraid that I'll drink her pint-sized ass under the table.
Short Stack is just afraid that I'll drink her pint-sized ass under the table.
Written By Fergus
June 30, 2017, 3:09 a.m.(10/2/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Alis
Hey, Short Stack.
Already got challenged by Mal for a Malvici-Redrain drinking context, but I'm fucking man enough to challenge you Dragons to Valardin-Redrain contest.
That's a public challenge to any Valardins willing to step up to see if they hold their own with whiskey.
Already got challenged by Mal for a Malvici-Redrain drinking context, but I'm fucking man enough to challenge you Dragons to Valardin-Redrain contest.
That's a public challenge to any Valardins willing to step up to see if they hold their own with whiskey.
Written By Fergus
June 30, 2017, 3:06 a.m.(10/2/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Marian
Oh shit. Guess you're fucking stuck with me now, ain't you.
There's only one little thing I regret about you.
That fucking bed.
You're keeping that thing, Darren will pin me to the damn wall if you don't.
There's only one little thing I regret about you.
That fucking bed.
You're keeping that thing, Darren will pin me to the damn wall if you don't.
Written By Fergus
June 25, 2017, 10:24 p.m.(9/21/1006 AR)
My bedroom is covered in fucking red hair. How the fuck did that happen?
Oh wait.
Marian stop shedding every-fucking-where. I found hair in my armor today. Cut that shit out.
Oh wait.
Marian stop shedding every-fucking-where. I found hair in my armor today. Cut that shit out.
Written By Fergus
June 20, 2017, 11:22 p.m.(9/9/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Edain
Man is built like a shit brick house. Made me fucking work for that fight. Good fight.
For good reason, too. Feel like he wanted to take the measure of me if I'm going to marry his sister.
Yeah, you heard that right.
Now it's on Darren. Have fun with those negotiations.
For good reason, too. Feel like he wanted to take the measure of me if I'm going to marry his sister.
Yeah, you heard that right.
Now it's on Darren. Have fun with those negotiations.
Written By Fergus
June 18, 2017, 7:01 p.m.(9/5/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Alis
Still in a shitty mood. Think I've lost track how long I've been sitting in this room. Watching. Guarding. But Marian is starting to look better. Still ain't talking much but, she isn't on Death's door anymore.
Then this pipsqueak of a Valardin shoves her way in states I'm going to eat my damn lunch or she's going to ram it down my throat.
She's alright. I like her, but I didn't say that shit out loud. But don't fucking tell me eat my dinner again.
Good talk, Pocket Knight.
Then this pipsqueak of a Valardin shoves her way in states I'm going to eat my damn lunch or she's going to ram it down my throat.
She's alright. I like her, but I didn't say that shit out loud. But don't fucking tell me eat my dinner again.
Good talk, Pocket Knight.
Written By Fergus
June 18, 2017, 2:35 p.m.(9/5/1006 AR)
Relationship Note on Anze
Nobody needs to know about you playing with yourself.
Written By Fergus
June 16, 2017, 12:31 p.m.(8/28/1006 AR)
Dear journal:
Today I want to murder everyone.
For anyone that cares, I'll be in Marian's room at the Valardin manor.
Anyone that's not family or a healer for her can fuck off.
Today I want to murder everyone.
For anyone that cares, I'll be in Marian's room at the Valardin manor.
Anyone that's not family or a healer for her can fuck off.
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